2:30 a.m. The kids are sleeping, and there's nothing on TV to watch. Not even a re-run of Iron Chef, or Spin City. So I'm watching Howard Stern. He has what he calls.. "East coast whores vs. West coast whores" playing a fucked up version of Family Feud. The first question... "What do men like to do right after sex?" The totally hot blondes on ( Read more... )

She whom hast givenith the birthith toith meith called today. I ignored the phone. I ignore the phone a lot. Much to the anger of my friends. It's just that we only have one caller I.D. and it's in the bedroom. Normally I'm in the kid's room all day, and my fucking God. The phone rings off the hook all day long. There's no phone in the ( Read more... )

I was supposed to go to Yoga tonight with my g/f Dani. Dani is a skinny, hot blonde, currently driving the car of my dreams, and is one appointment away from the breasts of my dreams. Our Yoga class was going to start at 8. We really don't go very often together. Because whenever we do, for some reason we resort to giggling in the back row like ( Read more... )