Comments | meresy: Oh internet, you have offended my delicate sensibilities!

meresy

Oh internet, you have offended my delicate sensibilities!

Mar 06, 2009 13:34

Another one for the ages:

Some guy thinks fanfiction needs to stop. We are harshing his fanboy squee by cruelly AMBUSHING him with links to pr0ny fanfic, guys. Cease at once!

Things that are not wank-filled:

- Stanza, which while not perfect, allows me to load up all kinds of said ev0l prony fanfic onto my iPod without having to email it to ( Read more... )

idek, \o/, nos is awesome, wtf, look at this!, some people, nos and i are total party girls, interview, bruce mcdonald, silly, segues are for the weak, birthdays, toronto

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lamentables March 6 2009, 18:54:59 UTC

He doesn't need pr0n because he is MADE OF WANK (and hilariously wrong on so very many levels).

meresy March 6 2009, 18:58:07 UTC

But L, he has a penis and most of a bachelor's degree. Clearly he is a) putting forth orginial thoughts and b) so, so right.

Even though you don't find the HP threesome pr0n by ACCIDENT, sweetpea. The fanboy doth protest too much?

lamentables March 6 2009, 19:10:07 UTC

He is so amazingly narrow and arrogant in his thinking, that it makes me want to pat him on the head and say 'there, there, once you grow up you'll realise what a total wanker you used to be'.

And like they said down there, *points*, is that really the best he could come up with in outrageous pairings/concepts: Jayne/River when he could have referred to Simon/River?

Also, dude, your cities are so young!

meresy March 6 2009, 19:15:19 UTC

And now it's on the internet for all to see. Fangirl mock, activate! Poor pet.

Honestly. And dare I say that but citing one of the largest fandoms he has probably now alienated the most possible people at his university just by singling them out? Good one.

Toronto is a n00b, it are true. But Quebec City turned 400! \o/

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meresy March 6 2009, 19:01:30 UTC

The arrogance is pretty special, yeah. I mean, it's not even coming from a guy who's work is prompting fanfic. It's still a stupid position, but at least it's not COMPLETELY random from creators.

Tomorrow he's going to find out his girlfriend writes Wincest.

\toronto/

*smish smish* Hi! I miss you!

I always have fun with Nos. As the tag says, we are total party girls. *nods*

inathunderstorm March 6 2009, 19:18:39 UTC

Tomorrow he's going to find out his girlfriend writes Wincest.

SHE SHOOTS, SHE SCORES. \meres/

catwalksalone March 6 2009, 19:40:19 UTC

You are assuming he has a girlfriend that is not made of inflatable plastic, Meres.

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innocentsmith March 6 2009, 18:57:05 UTC

I am vastly amused that those were the worst examples of fic, especially HP fic, he could come up with. Harry in a threeway with the Weasley twins! Oh my heavens! *has fit of the vapors, gestures weakly for smelling salts*

Talk to me when you've read the Dobby/Sorting Hat non-con, dude, or Hermione/Grawp, or Dudley Dursley/a piece of cake. (It would be wrong to try to track those down and spam him, wouldn't it.)

It's also just funny how he seems to think any of what he's been saying is, like, new in any way.

brynnmck March 6 2009, 19:03:15 UTC

am vastly amused that those were the worst examples of fic, especially HP fic, he could come up with. Harry in a threeway with the Weasley twins! Oh my heavens!

I had the exact same reaction! I haven't read a lot of HP fic, but I know that the internets, and that fandom in particular, can do way, way better than that when it comes to the dirtybadwrong. Heee.

Also that icon is WIN, just FYI.

meresy March 6 2009, 19:06:58 UTC

I offer this:

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brynnmck March 6 2009, 19:08:56 UTC

HEEEEE.

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brynnmck March 6 2009, 19:07:47 UTC

I feel like saying "the fanfiction must stop" is like saying "the ocean must stop." Good luck with that, dude!

Also, I love that he feels that porn--of the non-fic variety--is a much healthier outlet for our sexual impulses. O...kay? So it's okay to watch it, just not to write it? Thank you for making that helpful suggestion, sir! I will go download some crappy porn made by dudes RIGHT NOW.

I'd be annoyed if I weren't so HILARITIZED.

Happy birthday, Toronto! *showers it with sparkles*

meresy March 6 2009, 19:11:23 UTC

But Brynn, fan-made sexy fanfic CHEAPENS the CANON (often written by smrt white dudes like himself) as opposed to commercial porn which... cheapens almost everybody? Bwah? It is cool to be exploitative of actual people, but don't tarnish Harry, noooooooo.

Whatevs, guy. *lulz*

\tdot/

catwalksalone March 6 2009, 19:43:03 UTC

HE IS CANUTE HOLDING BACK THE WAVES. Or Cnut as it was spelled. Or an anagram thereof... *whistles*

brynnmck March 6 2009, 19:44:38 UTC

HEEE. Well-played, madam! *g*

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inathunderstorm March 6 2009, 19:17:22 UTC

HAHAHA OMG.

I went to college at USC for a year before I transferred. We really had the best mascot ever. But this guy, what a tool.

Clearly he missed the "If you don't like it, don't read it," rule, along with the, "Writing for your college newspaper and using the word moratorium correctly doesn't make you an expert on anything," rule. :D

meresy March 6 2009, 19:21:47 UTC

Why is the world full of tools, sionn?

I think he probably misses a lot in life, given how married he is to the idea of untouchable literary canon. I mean come on, guy. You're going to be sooooooo disappointed all the time. :P

inathunderstorm March 6 2009, 19:29:09 UTC

Does he like comic books? Remakes of things? Who does he think writes those? HONESTLY, FANBOY. HERE IS A CLUE. AVAIL YOURSELF OF IT ( ... )

meresy March 6 2009, 19:33:44 UTC

The prowriting-as-universal-goal thing drives me batty, too. It's just such a ivory tower assumption to make, like no other creativity has value. Like hobbies don't, even. STOP TRYING TO PIGEONHOLE FANDOM, DOUCHES.

I'm pretty sure due South isn't going to be significantly altered by my making Kowalski and Vecchio have a lot of hot boysex.

More's the pity.

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