Oh internet, you have offended my delicate sensibilities!

[meresy]

Another one for the ages:

Some guy thinks fanfiction needs to stop. We are harshing his fanboy squee by cruelly AMBUSHING him with links to pr0ny fanfic, guys. Cease at once!

Things that are not wank-filled:

- Stanza, which while not perfect, allows me to load up all kinds of said ev0l prony fanfic onto my iPod without having to email it to

Comments

[innocentsmith]

I am vastly amused that those were the worst examples of fic, especially HP fic, he could come up with. Harry in a threeway with the Weasley twins! Oh my heavens! *has fit of the vapors, gestures weakly for smelling salts*

Talk to me when you've read the Dobby/Sorting Hat non-con, dude, or Hermione/Grawp, or Dudley Dursley/a piece of cake. (It would be wrong to try to track those down and spam him, wouldn't it.)

It's also just funny how he seems to think any of what he's been saying is, like, new in any way.

[brynnmck]

am vastly amused that those were the worst examples of fic, especially HP fic, he could come up with. Harry in a threeway with the Weasley twins! Oh my heavens!

I had the exact same reaction! I haven't read a lot of HP fic, but I know that the internets, and that fandom in particular, can do way, way better than that when it comes to the dirtybadwrong. Heee.

Also that icon is WIN, just FYI.

[meresy]

I offer this:

[brynnmck]

HEEEEE.

[meresy]

ICON APPROPRIATENESS AT CRITICAL LEVELS. brynnmck!

[brynnmck]

*bows*

[innocentsmith]

I believe HP fandom was the original source of the word "squick," so...yeah. HP fandom has some really spectacularly wrongfic, just because it's so huge, but in any big fandom what he's describing would be kind of the tip of the iceberg. Seriously.

Isn't the icon great? It is from a comic by Kate Beaton, or beatonna", who is made of epic win.

[brynnmck]

in any big fandom what he's describing would be kind of the tip of the iceberg

Absolutely. HILARIOUS.

And yes, I looooooove Kate Beaton! She is a genius. ♥

[meresy]

I KNOW! Like that's the height of wrong in your world, man? Oh, sweetie, the internet can do so much worse.

Of course it's new, 'Smith! You are LUCKY to read his thoughts! You poor, deluded, canon-cheapening fangirl. :P

[innocentsmith]

*is deeply repentant* You're right. I failed to appreciate the care and thought he put into mansplaining it to me!

Someone needs to introduce this boy to 4chan. And by "introduce" I mean tape his eyes open and put the screen in front of him. I get the feeling he's just, like, had fanfic explained to him at a cocktail party once, was filled with righteous indignation, went to ff.net and ran a search with one eye closed and his mouth screwed up, and then figured he had done sufficient research to make his argument.

The kicker is the bit where he's like, OMG, it's like seeing your grandmother in underwear! Yes, because old people and their bits are icky! And Victoria's Secret catalogs should be held sacred for our completely acceptable, whitebread jerking off, as God intended!

[meresy]

*is just dying laughing now*

You had me at "mansplaining."

Heeeee.

And Victoria's Secret catalogs should be held sacred for our completely acceptable, whitebread jerking off, as God intended!

*is trying not to guffaw aloud at work*

[nos4a2no9]

This is the most fabulous response EVER. I wish Mr. Dickwad could read it and...be humbled, or something. What a tool.

You, however, are my favourite.

[innocentsmith]

^_^ *feels favourite-y*

The problem isn't even so much that he's a dickwad (though he obvs is), it's that he's (a) profoundly unimaginative and (b) has no sense of how to research or construct a logical argument. Bless me, what DO they teach them at these schools?!

Bleh.

[llassah]

Or Umbridge and the centaurs...

[innocentsmith]

You mean that wasn't canon? *blinks innocently*