made a lot of progress today on the books I'm working on. Which is always nice ( Read more... )

Sometimes I want to fix the world by eliminating large groups of people. Not by nukes or starting a war with them or gas chambers, no.. by giving them the freedom to fuck themselves up, without giving them an option to unfuck themselves ( Read more... )

Snakes could, theoretically, commit suicide any time they want. All they have to do is find their tail, chomp down, start swallowing. Might be a bit painful, I'd imagine, but if you're a venomous snake, at least you get poison flowing through you to speed up the process. Unless, of course, you're immune to your own poison, in which case being ( Read more... )

The internet went out earlier after I got off work, and I had just purchased a can of dust remover with which to clean my computer. So, as this downtime occurred, I decided that it was prime time to give Delinthanviel a dusting (yes, that's the name of my computer ( Read more... )

It's like I'm just waiting for it to happen, with a lot of things.. because I know it will eventually.. and I'm afraid doing anything might upset the odds.

I want some kind of drug that makes me lose a shitton of weight, have a crapton of energy, makes the ladies be all up ons, and all the while I'm tripping like crazy, and the cops can't do shit cos I'm immune to melee. And somehow I'm immune to laws too. OH GOD I have to become a celebrity. Shit.. Wait I got it ( Read more... )

Stop being such a curmudgeon.

Seriously, I should put a limit on myself, banning me from being one until at least 40 years from now, when it'll be expected of me. Seriously.

It's much more fun if you call a number you've got in your little phonebook or what have you... and it's someone completely different. But you don't realize it until after you've sung a song over the phone at them. And then call them back to laugh and say "Hey it's me!" but the name on the voicemail is completely different ( Read more... )

I got a call from a telemarketer this morning. I guess my phone works again.

If you've been trying to get in contact with me via phone, for some reason, Verizon is a bunch of sucks, and my phone has been "temporarily disconnected". I have no reason why this is so, but should find out soon enough. If you really need me, email me. I'm pissed beyond comprehension, as this explains a lot of things I've been worrying/pissed ( Read more... )