Hatred and being weird as fuck.

Jul 30, 2006 00:36

I want some kind of drug that makes me lose a shitton of weight, have a crapton of energy, makes the ladies be all up ons, and all the while I'm tripping like crazy, and the cops can't do shit cos I'm immune to melee. And somehow I'm immune to laws too. OH GOD I have to become a celebrity. Shit.. Wait I got it

A combination of caffeine, bulimia and being filthy rich. Okay, someone get crackin' on that one. Wait a sec, hold on..

I need a drug that eliminates self-loathing, too. In fact, if I had that one, I might not need the others.

What's the proper technique for hirikiri or whatever? Seppuku, something like that. Whatever it is. I need diagrams.
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