Fuck you all, we're eating turkey today!!! Ha! No turkey and gravy and stuffing for you guys ( Read more... )

I'm still in California. I flew down last week to attend a wedding on Halloween with Erin. It was a very lovely wedding. I was her Plus One... But I did know a few people there, many of which I hadn't seen since 2000 / 2001 ( Read more... )

I'm babysitting again tonight. We spent time on the playground of the apartment complex ( Read more... )

I was grocery shopping in Safeway today. Perusing the soap / shampoo aisle ( Read more... )

During dinner, the Six Year Old actually said this. These exact words.

"I will have my revenge on you, Uncle Mike!!!"

My mother thought this was hilarious and muttered something about "karma."

I haven't posted in a while, mostly being crazy busy, exhausted etc ( Read more... )

I'm currently in Virginia, visiting Joe and Drew and their kids. It's fun rebonding with the kids.

Not a lot of spare time for much else, even online, but lots of fun.

Oh crap, they want more cheerios. Must get them more cheerios!

When my folks and I had dinner last night, I realized that our 22 year old smoking hot waitress was a local girl... And that not only do I remember her when she was around 10 years old, but her parents were my high school teachers. Her father was the gym teacher / football coach ( Read more... )

I drove back to White Salmon to spend my birthday with my parents. After dinner, I went into my old bedroom ( Read more... )

My mother is in a writing class. Her assignment was to write about "Romance."

I offer her paper as an apology and explanation to any girl I've ever or will ever date. I think this will explain a lot...

( Elsner Romance )