To all my friends in UK, Canada and abroad:
Fuck you all, we're eating turkey today!!! Ha! No turkey and gravy and stuffing for you guys!
Suck on those yams, bitches!!!
Um. I mean, I'm thankful for my mother's great cooking. And thankful that life doesn't completely suck all the time.
Also, we actually had thirty wild turkeys in our backyard on the farm today. I'm not kidding. They've been flocking around like a, well, flock.
I think they only need to be scared the day before thanksgiving...
Suck on those yams, bitches!!!
Um. I mean, I'm thankful for my mother's great cooking. And thankful that life doesn't completely suck all the time.
Also, we actually had thirty wild turkeys in our backyard on the farm today. I'm not kidding. They've been flocking around like a, well, flock.
I think they only need to be scared the day before thanksgiving...