☠13 HEADS BATTED IN //AUDIO//ENGLISH☠

[meet_the_scout]

Dude- America, America! Sahge said 'ed let you DO 'im! I swear'da god he did!

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[voice; english] dsajrl;ewajrlkw;ag HAHAHA WHAT IS THIS /yes I had to edit JUST TO SAY THIS

[libertyfuckyeah]

...Uhhhhh.

[voice; english]Ah ha ha ha he is SO asking for trouble here.

[meet_the_scout]

He totally did! We was all AMERICA: LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT and I was like DID YOU SAY DO IT OR LEAVE IT?! and He was all I LOVE MY COUNTRY SO FREAKIN' MUCH! and I was all NO WAY MAN and he was like I'D LET AMERICA DO ME!

[Neglecting to mention that America is not usually a personification where they come from...]

1/2 [voice; english] AND AMERICA JUST MAKES IT WORSE. ALWAYS MAKES IT WORSE.

[libertyfuckyeah]

Oh. That's.

2/2 [voice; english]

[libertyfuckyeah]

Yeah that's pretty much the normal reaction to me!

[stopblamingme]

What?!

[meet_the_scout]

Don't think badly of 'im! He's just a patriot, lovin' on his country!

[stopblamingme]

I-I'm more wondering as to why h-he'd want to do.. um.. anything.. with... my brother. Because that's.. umm...

[There are no words what is his life.]

[meet_the_scout]

Because he's hahd core like dat! He'll go where no otha' soldier's willin' to go! America's crotch!

[video] 1/2

[defendnhills]

[Huh?]

[video] 2/2

[defendnhills]

WHAT IN BLU HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, MAGGOT?!

[video I GUESS?? He'll be hiding somewhere in the building thx.]

[meet_the_scout]

I'M TALKIN' ABOUT YOU WANTIN' AMERICA'S FLORIDA SOOO BAD!

[video] NO MATTER. HE WILL KILL YOU THROUGH THE SCREEN.

[defendnhills]

WHAT?! I am in NO WAY ready to RETIRE!

[brbmodernizing]

[What are these voice boxes even I hear such strange things.]

...did I hear that correctly?

[meet_the_scout]

You heard freakin' right! He loves his country so much he'd take one for the team!

[brbmodernizing]

..could you explain a bit clearer, please?

[I am not familiar with your slang s-sob]

[meet_the_scout]

Like, he'd let America have buttsex with him or somethin', I don't even know.

[tawifik_athleet]

DO America? Awiight! Road trip! Let's do America! See all the sights, drive the roads, stop at all the useless tourist twaps! Ohboy!

[meet_the_scout]

What..? NO no no, like, dirty stuff! Like, he'd let America throw 'im down, rip his shirt open, and hump the crap out of 'im!

[tawifik_athleet]

Wha? W-- No, sorry man, not followin' you. Yur telling me America's a muddy bad, bad dog?? Goodness! Someone needs the Cone of Shame!

...Where am I going to get a rolled-up newspapahr big enough to hit the country on the nose? --er, on the New England...?

[meet_the_scout]

You can't! Poor Sahge's just gonna hafta take it. "LIKE A MAN"!