☠13 HEADS BATTED IN //AUDIO//ENGLISH☠

[meet_the_scout]

Dude- America, America! Sahge said 'ed let you DO 'im! I swear'da god he did!

Comments

[tawifik_athleet]

DO America? Awiight! Road trip! Let's do America! See all the sights, drive the roads, stop at all the useless tourist twaps! Ohboy!

[meet_the_scout]

What..? NO no no, like, dirty stuff! Like, he'd let America throw 'im down, rip his shirt open, and hump the crap out of 'im!

[tawifik_athleet]

Wha? W-- No, sorry man, not followin' you. Yur telling me America's a muddy bad, bad dog?? Goodness! Someone needs the Cone of Shame!

...Where am I going to get a rolled-up newspapahr big enough to hit the country on the nose? --er, on the New England...?

[meet_the_scout]

You can't! Poor Sahge's just gonna hafta take it. "LIKE A MAN"!

[tawifik_athleet]

Oh no! Gee Aye John is gonna get bitten by a poochy! Then the rabies shots! Then the ugly legal battle! THEN THE POOCHY GETS PUT DOOWWOWownnnnn [starts sobbing]

1/2

[meet_the_scout]

Uuuh...

2/2

[meet_the_scout]

... Yeah. Yep! Old Yeller's gonna hafta get blown away. Oh well!

Re: 2/2 [video]

[tawifik_athleet]

[lip quivering, tear in each eye; forever.]

[video]

[meet_the_scout]

Huh?

[Oh god, why do you have to do that, Homestar?! No being wibbly!]

...

'ey, c'mon, man..! I was just playin'! Don't freakin' do that!

Re: [video]

[tawifik_athleet]

SNNNRRRTK... FFRNSSSNNKRRK... [snorts back his runny-nose]
Not Little Brudda... Never again... Little Buh-Buh-Brudda...
[forlorn....]

[video]

[meet_the_scout]

Jeez, why d'ya gotta be such a crybaby?! Sahge is gonna smack ya an' tell ya t'man up already! SUCK IT UP, PRIVATE! orrr... somethin'. Yeah!