☠13 HEADS BATTED IN //AUDIO//ENGLISH☠

[meet_the_scout]

Dude- America, America! Sahge said 'ed let you DO 'im! I swear'da god he did!

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[stopblamingme]

What?!

[meet_the_scout]

Don't think badly of 'im! He's just a patriot, lovin' on his country!

[stopblamingme]

I-I'm more wondering as to why h-he'd want to do.. um.. anything.. with... my brother. Because that's.. umm...

[There are no words what is his life.]

[meet_the_scout]

Because he's hahd core like dat! He'll go where no otha' soldier's willin' to go! America's crotch!

[stopblamingme]

...as indecent as that is, I'm sure there are nicer places to visit than Florida.

[meet_the_scout]

Nope! Not for Sahge! He wants to take America in the tailpipe! He really loves his country!

[stopblamingme]

...okay, that's very indecent.

[meet_the_scout]

I know! Ain't it against the law or some crap? But he loves his country so much, he'll break the laws of the asscheeks just t'show it!

[stopblamingme]

I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THAT?!

He's my brother! Whatever he wants to do, or whoever, is his business and should not be publicly known like this!

[meet_the_scout]

But don'cha just wanna shout it from the rooftops?! Sahge's just too shy t'tell 'im himself, so I thought I'd do it outta the kindness of my ha't! That an' he didn't believe I would do it.

[stopblamingme]

No! I would not know, because... no!

....That sounds like a personal issue.

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[meet_the_scout]

Well it's too late now! Now y'know an' all you can do is put in a good word wit'chore brotha or somethin'.

[meet_the_scout]

... Wait. Brotha?!

[stopblamingme]

...Yes. America's my brother.

I'm Canada.

[meet_the_scout]

Oooh- yeah, yeah! The one wit the bea' that'e puked up! Right?

[stopblamingme]

....yeah, that was mine.