Kyran's Home Movie: Scene 1 (Audio/Video)

[wannabevillain]

[As the transmission begins Kyran is busily turning the device over in his hands, the camera spinning around to face various objects in the room before settling on him once more

Comments

[fortunetelloli]

[A little ten year old appears on the screen. She looks a bit tired, but she's smiling in good humour.]

I don't believe that there is anyone by the name of Delaine here, luckily for you.

This is Avon, and we're all stuck here. You seem awfully calm about this whole experience.

[wannabevillain]

[He stares at the screen for a moment]

...There's a little girl inside my camera...

[He resumes his random button pressing and sets the device back down, sitting on the edge of the bed and folding his arms, still confused but seemingly amused by the situation]

So, this is some kind of communicator... Hi there, person. I'm Lord Kyran, and who might you be?

[fortunetelloli]

Mary Weather Hargreaves. [A curtsey.] It is a pleasure to meet you!

[wannabevillain]

[He smiles and nods, his hat quivering slightly for a moment on top of his head in the reverse direction of what one would expect. He glances upwards for a moment and blinks before turning his attention back to the screen.]

So, Avon?

[Audio/Video Response]

[fundoshiman]

Um... I have a very distinct feeling you're new here.

[Yes, that's said with certainty of the fact, but not quite with certainty of what the heck that entire ramble was even for... or rather, why he had to hear it all...]

Re: [Audio/Video Response]

[wannabevillain]

Yes I am!

[Each word is said with a slight pause and dripping with cheerfulness]

And who might you be, mister Thoroughly-dramatic-character? Are you the mysterious behind the scenes guy or the stoic main character type?

[Voice]

[is_not_number1]

[...What the hell is the matter with this guy? Mello has got no clue what kind of message he's even trying to get across, much less how to respond to this; Kyran's completely lost him around the part about "spying on the kids."]

...Nice to meetcha.

Re: [Voice]

[wannabevillain]

((Upon realizing this is all voice, my post now seems silly. Redoing it!))

Hi there! And who might you be?

[Voice]

[is_not_number1]

Morris Ross. And who the hell're you?

Re: [Voice]

[wannabevillain]

If you paid attention to my recording then you already know my name, but I understand if my sheer awesomeness deafened you temporarily, so...

[His voice shifts from its usual, vaguely annoying tone to a deeper, darker one that would instill fear in the hearts of soldiers if it were in person]

My name is Lord Kyran,

[And then it shifts back to normal once more]

and it's a pleasure to meet you.

Voice 1/2

[omnomnomsweets]

[Congrats, kid. Your stupidity has stunned him speechless.]

2/2

[omnomnomsweets]

[Not for too long, though. Cue patronizing tone.]

Well well, it's good to see that dispensing with coherence has freed up all your energy for enthusiasm!

(Audio)

[wannabevillain]

Coherence is thoroughly overrated, my good sir. Far better to put a smile on your face and charge unwittingly into the hands of the future! A bold new tomorrow, endless and eternal!

[There is a sound of someone fumbling with something, a loud crashing noise, and a scream followed by several hard thuds. Silence settles for a few moments.]

...I... fell down some stairs. Maybe charging ahead unknowingly isn't such a good plan, you can't see where you're going.

Re: (Audio)

[omnomnomsweets]

[There is no way this guy is honest to god this stupid. It's got to be an act. It's got to be.]

I would think not. On the other hand, at least a knock to the head can't make your situation any worse!

Voice

[emo_git_usurper]

Why the hell would you want to spy on kids? [He wanted to comment on the all alleged "sexiness" but somehow the child thing stood out more]

What are you.. some kind of pedophile?

Re: Voice

[wannabevillain]

[Kyran's expression is blank for a split second before becoming a mix of confusion and slight embarrassment.]

...You raise a good point. I mean they're all college age. Still, compared to me they're just kids and "apartment young-adults" doesn't really roll off the tongue so well.

[He smiles softly at the camera like a parent telling his son that what he was going through was perfectly natural for a boy his age and he shouldn't be ashamed of a few voice cracks and chin scruff.]

As for why, they're my nemesis...es. You'll understand when you're older and have someone who utterly despises you and who you utterly despise in return.

[He chuckles]

Oh! Your name! You'd better tell me that at some point before I start referring to you at "that one boy in the booty shorts." You seem like the kind of person who might take offense to that.

Voice

[emo_git_usurper]

[He knew he brought up a good point, but hearing someone else realize it was a first. He idly tapped his fingers against a nearby table as this git rambled on and on.]

Why include apartment? Young-adults would be sufficient.

[His tone was even, and devoid of any snarkiness or hostility.]

... Don't act as if you know everything. What makes you think that I've never experienced such a thing before?

[Now he sounded a little annoyed]

[Booty shorts?] Well they do show off one of my better features... [It was hard to tell whether Alois was being serious or not.] Earl Alois Trancy. Whom might you be..?

Re: Voice

[wannabevillain]

[He smiles to himself even though he knows it can't be seen and chuckles.]

It just makes it easier to assign such titles to them, and the apartment is the only reason they're all in one place.

[He giggles again]

And I find it safer to assume that someone who sounds young has the experiences of the young. I've had awkward situations involving that before, I thought that even someone six years old would know what agony meant. Suffice to say I had to hire a new plan-checker.

[And lastly, he laughs out loud]

I'm Kyran, you know, the same guy who made that video post. It's deep magic, being the same person for more than five minutes.