Kyran's Home Movie: Scene 1 (Audio/Video)

[wannabevillain]

[As the transmission begins Kyran is busily turning the device over in his hands, the camera spinning around to face various objects in the room before settling on him once more

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[omnomnomsweets]

[Congrats, kid. Your stupidity has stunned him speechless.]

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[omnomnomsweets]

[Not for too long, though. Cue patronizing tone.]

Well well, it's good to see that dispensing with coherence has freed up all your energy for enthusiasm!

(Audio)

[wannabevillain]

Coherence is thoroughly overrated, my good sir. Far better to put a smile on your face and charge unwittingly into the hands of the future! A bold new tomorrow, endless and eternal!

[There is a sound of someone fumbling with something, a loud crashing noise, and a scream followed by several hard thuds. Silence settles for a few moments.]

...I... fell down some stairs. Maybe charging ahead unknowingly isn't such a good plan, you can't see where you're going.

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[omnomnomsweets]

[There is no way this guy is honest to god this stupid. It's got to be an act. It's got to be.]

I would think not. On the other hand, at least a knock to the head can't make your situation any worse!

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[wannabevillain]

Well, that certainly depends, doesn't it? I mean, if I landed funny and hurt myself that'd certainly be a different matter. Have you ever done something like that, gotten hurt in a stupid way?

[There's the sound of someone brushing themselves off and more walking followed by a brief chuckle.]

Or are you among the many who consider themselves beyond such things?

[omnomnomsweets]

I suppose there may have been an occasion on which I fell off a second floor balcony trying to reach a garland of peppermints and bonbons that someone had strung up in a tree.

But I assure you, I was only defending the dignity of the candies. It's cruel to banish them to the trees and no gentleman should abide by such tyranny.

[wannabevillain]

[The chuckling returns once more for a short time, the sound of someone who had just found something both amusing and deeply satisfying]

If you hadn't admitted to at least that much then I'd have had to think of you as one of those snide, uppity people who think they're perfect when really they're just mean. And I agree with you about the candies, sugar shouldn't be wasted, only savored. I think I like you already, Mr... uh... You never told me your name.

[omnomnomsweets]

It seems to me that perfect is a very boring thing to be. I wouldn't know what to do with myself.

You can call me Xerxes Break.

[wannabevillain]

It's nice to meet you, Break. Say, Hungary said that she's got some candy we can have. Wanna go shake her down with me for some snacks?

[omnomnomsweets]

[A little bit surprised, here; he hasn't seen her since the first day when Daniel rounded them all up.]

Hungary is out and about again? Hmm.

Gladly. Where can I find you?

[wannabevillain]

Uh... Hmm... I'm not really sure where I'd find you, are you in the apartment place? At St. John's?

[omnomnomsweets]

[But he just asked you... OH NEVER MIND.

But hell if he's giving Kyran his room number. He'd probably wake him up at some ungodly hour thinking the world was ending when he discovered the shadowy figures or something similarly awful.]

Yes. I'll be waiting in the commons.

[wannabevillain]

Then I'll be there in just a moment! I look forward to meeting you in person.

[There's the sound of a few clicks and then the device turns off]