Kyran's Home Movie: Scene 1 (Audio/Video)
[As the transmission begins Kyran is busily turning the device over in his hands, the camera spinning around to face various objects in the room before settling on him once more]
Oh! I can see myself! But it's backwards... It must be some kind of fancy mirror!
[He spends a few moments admiring his own reflection and adjusting his hat before noticing the microphone]
...Or, alternatively, it could be a camera. That would be my next guess. Hello! I'm Kyran! Oh... Wait a minute, if this is a camera, then I guess I'm the one showing you this video, huh... Let me start over...
[The transmission cuts out for a minute before starting again, this time with the device resting on the windowsill, Kyran sitting on the edge of the bed]
Hi Delaine! Hi everyone else! I seem to be in a strange place far away from home right now so I'm gonna make a movie of everything that's going on here so when I see you we can have a home movie night! Won't that be wonderful?
[He smiles, puffing up a bit with pride at his wonderful idea]
And maybe we can use the camera for spying on the kids or something, or...
[Kyran pauses for a moment, deep in thought and resting his chin against his hand]
Hmm, if I'm showing this to everyone else I should probably... Nah, I'll just show this part to Delaine. So, no hi for everyone else!
[Kyran smiles giddily, flapping his arms around like a child desperate for a toy he just saw in a shop window]
Delaine! We can use this camera to record our lurid nights of wild passion and reckless sexiness! Our sexiness is too great to be contained in reality, we need to use other mediums to help accommodate it! And that's an order! I order you to be sexy while I'm gone, but not too sexy because otherwise I'm missing out!
[Kyran glances at the camera for a moment, his arms slowing down]
What does that little light say... Transmitting... Huh... What does that OH MY... ME!
[He looks around for a moment]
This could only be made more awkward if Delaine was actually here...
[Kyran brings his hand to his forehead and rubs it gently]
Always with the shooting me in the forehead just for kissing her cheek... Anyway, back to the point.
[He smiles into the camera and brings it closer to his face, but with each word his smile slowly turns into a look of extreme panic until he reaches the end of his sentence]
Hi people of I don't know the name of this place but I don't want to stop talking oh crap I am trapped in this sentence, someone please save me OK I'll just call you citizens of Dawson's Creek because I need a place holder. I'm going to find you! And then I'm going to... do a thing, depending on whether or not you're a villain! Or mildly evil! Or just sort of an arrogant jerk! I'm sure we can figure it out one way or the other! Bye!
[He picks up the device and randomly mashes buttons for a good minute before managing to turn it off]
Oh! I can see myself! But it's backwards... It must be some kind of fancy mirror!
[He spends a few moments admiring his own reflection and adjusting his hat before noticing the microphone]
...Or, alternatively, it could be a camera. That would be my next guess. Hello! I'm Kyran! Oh... Wait a minute, if this is a camera, then I guess I'm the one showing you this video, huh... Let me start over...
[The transmission cuts out for a minute before starting again, this time with the device resting on the windowsill, Kyran sitting on the edge of the bed]
Hi Delaine! Hi everyone else! I seem to be in a strange place far away from home right now so I'm gonna make a movie of everything that's going on here so when I see you we can have a home movie night! Won't that be wonderful?
[He smiles, puffing up a bit with pride at his wonderful idea]
And maybe we can use the camera for spying on the kids or something, or...
[Kyran pauses for a moment, deep in thought and resting his chin against his hand]
Hmm, if I'm showing this to everyone else I should probably... Nah, I'll just show this part to Delaine. So, no hi for everyone else!
[Kyran smiles giddily, flapping his arms around like a child desperate for a toy he just saw in a shop window]
Delaine! We can use this camera to record our lurid nights of wild passion and reckless sexiness! Our sexiness is too great to be contained in reality, we need to use other mediums to help accommodate it! And that's an order! I order you to be sexy while I'm gone, but not too sexy because otherwise I'm missing out!
[Kyran glances at the camera for a moment, his arms slowing down]
What does that little light say... Transmitting... Huh... What does that OH MY... ME!
[He looks around for a moment]
This could only be made more awkward if Delaine was actually here...
[Kyran brings his hand to his forehead and rubs it gently]
Always with the shooting me in the forehead just for kissing her cheek... Anyway, back to the point.
[He smiles into the camera and brings it closer to his face, but with each word his smile slowly turns into a look of extreme panic until he reaches the end of his sentence]
Hi people of I don't know the name of this place but I don't want to stop talking oh crap I am trapped in this sentence, someone please save me OK I'll just call you citizens of Dawson's Creek because I need a place holder. I'm going to find you! And then I'm going to... do a thing, depending on whether or not you're a villain! Or mildly evil! Or just sort of an arrogant jerk! I'm sure we can figure it out one way or the other! Bye!
[He picks up the device and randomly mashes buttons for a good minute before managing to turn it off]