"What up, this is Emmett. I'm not here. Leave a message. Bye!"

BEEP

Just because Emmett didn't sleep didn't mean he didn't need downtime. He just did it in different ways than humans did. For instance, instead of sleeping, sometimes he read. Which is what he was doing right now ( Read more... )

After having a quick chat with Chuck, Emmett had practically dragged Merlin from the dance and into the the men's bathroom to teach him a thing or two about the facts of life ( Read more... )

Oh, you think you're so smart, Emmett Cullen, with your unbiteable granite skin and your superstrength? You think you're ungremlinable? Well, you thought wrong, BITCH ( Read more... )

Emmett didn't sleep but he could be completely unobservant at times. He had been so engrossed in playing video games that he didn't notice that he shrunk down several feet and became weetiny (he was still abnormally tall for a five year old). The game didn't keep his now apparently ADD-addled brain amused for long and soon he was running around the ( Read more... )

It was true that Emmett did have a means to eat now that didn't require him hunting down poor defenseless teal deer, but that didn't mean he still didn't want to hunt from time to time. It was just plain fun and he figured what Sookie didn't know, wouldn't hurt her. Besides, someone needed to keep the population in check. It was the circle of life ( Read more... )

Emmett had been very pleased to hear that he had not only traumatized Merlin with A Midsummer Knight's Cream, he had traumatized a good bit of the school too. He liked Merlin, he really did, but sometimes it was just too easy to screw with people ( Read more... )

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP ( Read more... )

"Risin' up, back on the street, took my time, took my chances..."

Yes, Emmett was singing "Eye of the Tiger" to himself. You cannot possibly be surprised that he knew all the words to that song. The Rocky movies kicked ass ( Read more... )

Emmett realized something today. Something that has forever changed the way he would do things forever more. He couldn't believe he never came to this brilliant realization before ( Read more... )