Men's Bathroom - Town Hall

[mauledbyabear]

After having a quick chat with Chuck, Emmett had practically dragged Merlin from the dance and into the the men's bathroom to teach him a thing or two about the facts of life

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[bigdamndestiny]

At all!

But Merlin had enough punch in him that he was going with the flow. "Are there bananas in here?"

[mauledbyabear]

"Uh, no," Emmett said, pulling the condom he got from Chuck out his pocket. "We'll have to use something else."

NOT. DIRTY.

[bigdamndestiny]

Merlin just stared at him. "...can we find a banana instead?"

There were things he didn't want to see. A dazzling penis was one of many.

[mauledbyabear]

"What is with you and the banana?" Emmett asked. "Look, we're not going to do anything weird. Chill out."

Yeah, chill out, Merlin. It's totally normal to have a vampire giving you a lesson on condoms in a men's bathroom at Prom. Totally normal.

Emmett lifted up the square package to Merlin's eye level. "This opens up."

He tore the corner open. "See? And the condom is inside."

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