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Gimpy's Adventures in Ventureland
Yesterday me and Terry went to visit Rose at the BAT ZONE. The Bat Zone is hidden behind a boring science museum and is the LARGEST BAT HOME in the country. The Bat Zone has exclusively nocturnal animals, and besides bats they also have owls, sugar gliders, some little flying squirrils, a two-toed sloth, and a big fat frog.
The Bat Zone has 167 ( Read more... ) -
is this fiction or not
Still on vicodin. Still bedridden.
Here's a website:
It's funny because it's a little bit true and this is what i'm doing with my life
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i am full of drugs, my computer is broken, and i having trouble typing
Yesterday I had surgery. The anesthesiologist reminded me of the guy from Office Space, and I'm pretty sure my man-nurse was crazy, and I got IV-ed. I had two man-nurses. The other man-nurse told me I was doing good, and put me in a wheelchair, and wheeled me to the car. They put my blankets in the oven. My leg is now yellow ( Read more... ) -
Collaborative LIMErICK!!
My boyfriend is really a jerk-off,
A whiney lame-pecker-brain shirk-off
He thinks with his penis,
(He isn't a genius)
He likes me much more with my shirt off.
*credit to Natalie. Numerous versions exist.
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Steps to a Better Poem
1. Change it to be about fish ( Read more... ) -
POURQOUI?
lol i have my last final in two hours.
ANNOYING.
You know what sucks? Drinking until you start crying at Tony's for no reason when it's all empty on Tuesday night and then the bartender buys you your tab, and then you get a sappy country song stuck in your head about women who exhibit pathos at the bar.
"Sheeeeeeeeeee's a womaaaaan .... who ( Read more... ) -
How much caffiene is too much, and how do you know before doctor says death
Past twenty-eight hours or so: Soon to be
4 Rockstars
3 Coffees
5 Black Teas
And I am 2/5 done with hard hard paper need be done by 5 am because work at 6-11, class at noon, due at 2p work again at 2 until 5pm.
No probalo. It's about Gayle Rubin, the Traffic in Women, and the Marriage of Figaro, and must be in French, and must be about how Beaumarchais ( Read more... ) -
well gosh then
Flipping through my shitty emo diaries and finally typing all my shitty emo scribble poems and shit, it turns out I already have an almost decent-length book of decent shit made up from this semester. I thought I forgot to do my honors thesis but it turns out I actually did write one, probably during some sleepless emo nights of being stressed out ( Read more... ) -
teach YOU to have music Natalie!
I spent literally all day downloading music and fucking with iTunes and suddenly I feel SO OLD I almost want to go into a corner and writhe. GOD NO DON'T MAKE ME GRADUATE!! I CAN'T be OLD!! I WANT TO STAY IN COLLEGE ( Read more... ) -
word of the day
Eclectic
1. Various
2.Having a variety of interests.
ex. Madeleine is eclectic because she likes postmodern gay sex poetry almost as much as she likes midieval Italian religious poetry.