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Some stoners overheard me say to some people that I am two steps from Steven Colbert, (in the context of a discussion about degrees to Kevin Bacon and six clicks to Jesus), and they said "what how ( Read more... ) -
Watch for my uncle on the Colbert Report April 22!
I have been spending too much time at the Alley Cat.
In other news, my Uncle Ralph is SO FAMOUS he is possibly going to be on the Colbert Report April 22, the day of the Pennsylvania primary. He is so famous that he and Steven Colbert already know each other personally, have worked together in the past, and Steven Colbert personally left a voice ( Read more... ) -
"confessions of an English opium addict"
This weekend I accidentally got high on vicodin, like for real. BY ACCIDENT. I had the worst headache of all time, and I still had all this vicodin left over from my knee surgery, and forgetting momentarily that they weren't tylenol, I took...too many ( Read more... ) -
What is more important, Temporal Happiness or a French Major?
If I thought life were all about Happiness, I would devote my life to Love. I would devote great energy to seeking a mate, and I would spend as little time as I could Middle-Classingly get away with bothering about the Business & Finance major that I have in this parallel universe where I am a Happiness-seeking missile. Happiness is like an ( Read more... ) -
mushroms
Mushrooms are simultaneously one of the dummest and most awesome things I've ever done.
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i have nothing to talk/write about
This semester I am SWAMPED. I am researching and developping my entire thesis, applying to hopefully numerous things such as Peace Corps, magazines, jobs, &internships (...), still working two jobs, taking 19 credits including two capstones, writing for the Freestone, maybe presenting at a Writing Center Conference, working a literary editing ( Read more... ) -
Let's leave tonight for Indianapolis
Me and Louis went to Indiana. We didn't actually get all the way to Indianapolis, just Madison Indiana, a town with a very nice hotel (though we didn't stay overnight), a twisty windy state park, and a cute little Historic District worth making a visitors brochure about.
Louis wanted to go there to visit his close friend Andrea who is in prison ( Read more... ) -
"sunlight" lol
My dad was giving me shit about how I don't get enough vitamin D because of something about going out in the sunlight. So today I woke up at 7am and STAYED AWAKE. And WENT OUTSIDE. Then I remembered i live in Michigan. Remind me to never wake up again.
In other news the Red Wings rock my face off especially when they melt the Avalanche and I ( Read more... ) -
New Years at the Co-op
Some ugly guy fell asleep on my lap at the party. I woke up with him there, on a couch downstair at 7:30 still surrounded by people in the living room. Then me and Rose went to sleep in an empty bed at Lisa's house, and woke up again at 3 this afternoon.
The co-ops are LABYRINTHS.
Other memories:
*Kissed a tall guy named Sid.
*Made friends with ( Read more... ) -
Listen to my Thousand Virgils
Apparently Robert Frost said of poetry, "Look after the sound and the sense will take care of itself."
Everyone has read Bob's old "Walking home in the snow" poem:
Stopping By Woods On A Snowy Evening
Whose woods these are I think I know.
His house is in the village though;
He will not see me stopping here
To watch his woods fill up with snow.
My little ( Read more... )