i am full of drugs, my computer is broken, and i having trouble typing

[matelda]

Yesterday I had surgery.  The anesthesiologist reminded me of the guy from Office Space, and I'm pretty sure my man-nurse was crazy, and  I got IV-ed.  I had two man-nurses.  The other man-nurse told me I was doing good, and put me in a wheelchair, and wheeled me to the car.  They put my blankets in the oven.  My leg is now yellow

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[antiquelamp]

I wish I could be more sad about your yellow leg and too many pamphlets but your computer oh no that's horrible :(