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1st meow. Video | action if you'd like.

massagecat Nov 09, 2011 11:55

[The camera wobbles as it turns on, having just landed on the grass at the side of the Temple steps. From the angle, it looks as though it was knocked from that ledge above. And after a moment, the perpetrator of the act appears on the ledge - a fluffy white cat, gazing down at the communicator with that oh-so-catlike look of vague curiosity topped ( Read more... )

this is mine, just an ordinary cat

inbox;;

massagecat Nov 07, 2009 12:44

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!novi pompeii, !inbox

[ooc]

massagecat Nov 07, 2009 12:25

IF YOU ARE NOT A MEMBER OF NOVIPOMPEII, PLEASE DEFRIEND THIS JOURNAL.

It is being reused. ♥

ALL ENTRIES BELOW THIS ARE NONCANON FOR NOVIPOMPEII. They are here for nostalgia and reference only. ♥

reservations.

massagecat Apr 07, 2009 22:39

Since you apparently don't believe your perfectly trustworthy, endearing, lovable crew members, and because curiosity is the hallmark of a distinguished cat;

Where exactly do you all think we're taking you, hmm?

[locked to Janelle // unhackable]

My lady.

I believe we had dinner plans.

meeeeee-owww, curiosity killed the cat, game of cat and mouse, janelle bryony, pan socializes bawwwww, crew

protection.

massagecat Apr 04, 2009 17:53

Blasted woman.

So this is it, then.

[what is that sound? Is it....a laser?]

I have become Death, Destroyer of Worlds.... -

[Pan turns to bark into the communicator.]

The feathers given to you by the lady heron! They will serve as protection!

[laser noises. Are they coming from Pan? Oh my!]

One use only, unfortunately. If you find yourself ( Read more... )

mfing snakes on my mfing boat, monkey suit, captain james w redd, brb being evil, evil cat is evil, angry cat is.....not a cat anymore?!, tonight people are going to die, game of cat and mouse, event!, bad cat, offensive cat is offensive, public service announcement

spa.

massagecat Apr 02, 2009 22:09

Yes, sir.

For all the good it is, the spa is available for any relaxation needs and will remain so for as long as possible.

[the transmission snows for a moment; he's turned it off...or has he? In the distance, he's talking to - Captain Redd? He's left the communicator on!]

...yes, I see it, sir.

[Redd murmurs, too soft to hear.]

The doctor's ( Read more... )

hey those paws are hard to maneuver with, work, derpaderpa cat is derpaderpa, captain james w redd

cuffs.

massagecat Mar 27, 2009 00:48

Have I mentioned how much I don't seem to share your sense of humor, sir?

[ooc: THIS SHIT IS BACKDATED FOR THE HANDCUFF EVENT.]

annoyed cat is annoyed, just no., captain james w redd, catpaw

accidental audio post.

massagecat Mar 20, 2009 21:06

[the masseuse and the ship's doctor are walking slowly, murmuring.]

...so you see why I would want her there.

Yeah, I just... it might take a while.

Of course, yes, of course....how long is a while?

[Jamie stops walking, and Pan hops onto the counter, unusually solemn.]

I don't know... I don't know how bad it is. I mean, a month is pretty ( Read more... )

pantaleon, doctor jamie lapointe

fourth wall.

massagecat Mar 09, 2009 16:43

Get back.

I have lasers.

god when is he /not/ angry, angry cat is angry

idiots.

massagecat Feb 28, 2009 23:03

The spa is closed until forever my present company is fit to appear in public.

[someone murmurs in the background, perhaps a woman.]

Doctor.

A word.

not a happy kitty, oh god its you people, i've got a bad feeling about this kage, sad cat is sad, bad cat, needz a cuddle prz, wry u do dis, first mate kage, you're stupid and your boat is stupid, investigative cat is investigative, doctor jamie lapointe, mah bff noooo, angry cat is angry, even worth, the captain is a great man, lady m, y so srs, worried about mah bff, tonight people are going to die, peeing in ur bed, god when is he /not/ angry, pan socializes bawwwww, offensive cat is offensive, crew, spa, b-biffle? ;o;