Yes, sir.

For all the good it is, the spa is available for any relaxation needs and will remain so for as long as possible.

[the transmission snows for a moment; he's turned it off...or has he? In the distance, he's talking to - Captain Redd? He's left the communicator on!]

...yes, I see it, sir.

[Redd murmurs, too soft to hear.]

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I despise each and every one of you.

The spa is back open.

We've gotten another influx, have we? Lovely.

Well, then, welcome aboard the M.S. Elegante. I am your masseuse, Pantaleon Gregorius Whiskers, and I long to make your stay most enjoyable. If you need anything don't hesitate to call. Since the Stewardess will probably be taking care of it anyway.

Well, if we're going to be social -

A reminder of the Spa's hours. I am available from 8AM-7PM every day, excluding breaks, naps, and rests. Walk-ins are quite welcome.

For such a stressed group of individuals, I have had very little work to do lately.

A-chrem.

I have educated the tiger altar on the Marxist manifesto. They have all committed suicide.

That takes care of that.

[locked to each individual separately - that is, they only see their name on this list. Unhackable.]

I would like to speak with you, please.

Lily
Rolo Lamperouge
Rose Tyler
Kamui
Hikaru Hitachiin
Haine Rammsteiner
Giovanni
Giselle
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Ahem. Ahhrem.

If you would like to book an appointment at the Spa, please do so here. I am available from 8 AM - 7 PM every day, not including nap time, cat nap time, ennui time, alone time, and resting time.

in the name of all things furry where is Kage?!

Hrmph.

I suppose that, as the most intelligent a crewmember aboard this vessel, I must introduce myself properly to the masses.

Very well then.

Greetings. I am Pantaleon Gregorius Whiskers, your masseuse aboard the Elegante. Should you have need of my services, feel free to book a time at the Spa. Should ( Read more... )