spa.

[massagecat]

Yes, sir.

For all the good it is, the spa is available for any relaxation needs and will remain so for as long as possible.

[the transmission snows for a moment; he's turned it off...or has he? In the distance, he's talking to - Captain Redd? He's left the communicator on!]

...yes, I see it, sir.

[Redd murmurs, too soft to hear.]

The doctor's

Comments

[shenghuanzhe]

[Kage doesn't knock, but just walks into Pan's spa. He looks a bit better, having actually shaved and eaten.]

Buddy? Y'in here?

[massagecat]

[unaware of his accidental transmission, Pan hops onto the counter, communicator forgotten.]

Kage.

[They haven't "hung out", as it were, in a while. Still, he meant what he said to the Captain. He had absolute trust in the first mate.]

You look slightly cleaner than before.

[shenghuanzhe]

[Kage heard the thing about Pan having faith in him despite his recent complete dysfunction. Kage starts unbuttoning his uniform jacket.]

Got time t'give me a back massage? Think I pulled somethin' in the gym.

[Kage drapes the jacket over a chair and glances at his comrade.]

Y'gonna stay furry for the pirates or get your monkey-suit on?

[massagecat]

Of course.

[he's used to Kage, and has no real sexual drive in this form, so he remains unruffled. Molly enjoys this image, however.]

I was just speaking with the Captain. He was unusually morose. Said he would consider it.

[he hops off the counter to lead Kage into the spa room.]

[Audio // Common]

[shadesofeco]

Prepared for what?

1/2

[massagecat]

You -

[massagecat]

[....FFFFFFFFFF]

Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

[Audio // Common]

[shadesofeco]

Something's going on.

What is it?

[pimp_hat]

Just what be it dat we be needin' to get prepared fuh?

[massagecat]

Nothing.

[pimp_hat]

Well, seein' da fuss Redd and joo crew been makin', I don't t'ink it be not'in'.

[massagecat]

Bunnies.

Magical, fairy-pooping bunnies.

[ttlynotawizard]

What can we do to prepare?

[massagecat]

Hide under your bed.

[ttlynotawizard]

That doesn't seem very safe. Besides, under the bed it Bandit's home. He's not one for sharing.

[massagecat]

In your tub.

[psychoticracer]

You know, perhaps if you gave us a little more information, us "passengers" would be less dead weight in situations like this.

[massagecat]

Still a weight, wouldn't you say?

[psychoticracer]

I can pull my own, and more.

[massagecat]

You have no idea what exactly you would be attempting to go against.