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maskedfangirl

Fic(let): Love like lightsabers

Dec 13, 2009 02:52

I just finished my work for class, and this is the first thing I did with my newfound free time.

AND I'M NOT SORRY.

Title: Love like lightsabers
Characters: Castiel/Zachariah's hot cousin angel, Dean, Sam
Ratings/Warnings: PG-13 unless you're a glowing ball of light, then NC-17.
Word Count: 500
Summary: A very scientific examination of how ( Read more... )

idek, fic: supernatural, fic: unapologetic crack

Comments 28

sockkiah December 13 2009, 09:01:55 UTC

SCIENCE!!!!

Also, that was awesome.

maskedfangirl December 13 2009, 09:29:21 UTC

Glad you liked it, since it's partly your fault.

So is this:

( ... )

sockkiah December 13 2009, 09:32:33 UTC

Hey, he graduated the same year I did!

Only... it was nice of them to give him a graduation cap and everything with his GED.

I feel like everything is partly my fault these days. But if I ever write the Weekend at Bernie's fic, that'll be partly your fault. :D

maskedfangirl December 13 2009, 09:43:13 UTC

Pssh, he got his GED in the 90's. The cap is from when he got his Professorship in SCIENCE. It was how he proved to his dad he was capable enough to be hunting monsters on his own.

FACT: monsters are afraid of SCIENCE.

Thread 8

22by7 December 13 2009, 09:40:14 UTC

Global warming is also Castiel's fault, poor baby.

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE FIC, disregard Castiel's bitchface in the icon.

Dean has a thing for leather daddies, doesn't he.

maskedfangirl December 13 2009, 09:46:14 UTC

It's true! Castiel caused global warming by seducing Mother Nature's boyfriend, and she got totally pissed and started throwing his stuff out on the lawn, and meanwhile her kitchen got too hot and the earth started sweating and stuff.

SCIENCE!

Worst Double Date Ever 22by7 December 13 2009, 10:30:21 UTC

'You need not belittle Dean's intelligence simply because he did not have many opportunities to read, owing to his demanding lifestyle,' said Castiel, smouldering across the table at Gabriel. The more he smouldered, the more Gabriel smiled that utterly infuriating smile ( ... )

Re: Worst Double Date Ever maskedfangirl December 13 2009, 21:40:32 UTC

OMG ILU. This made me laugh so hard!

You get a slow clap.

( ... )

Thread 6

blualbino December 13 2009, 23:53:34 UTC

I ACCEPT THIS EXPLANATION AS TRUFAX. Love this.

maskedfangirl December 14 2009, 06:24:54 UTC

WELL GOOD BECAUSE IT IS WHAT HAPPENED.

Castiel is also involved in the extinction of the dinosaurs. I'm not sure how, but I hear tell that bestiality is involved.

sparseparsley December 14 2009, 02:11:53 UTC

AHHAHAHA, what the shit! It's crack-fic as written by Dean!

“What kind of cock porn?” Castiel asked with a sigh.

I can hear him, he sounds so dejected.

maskedfangirl December 14 2009, 06:32:59 UTC

( ... )

ibroketuesday December 14 2009, 07:29:30 UTC

...You are my hero.

maskedfangirl December 14 2009, 07:56:05 UTC

*taps dust off cowboy boots* I try.

ibroketuesday December 14 2009, 07:29:48 UTC

THIS FIC IS MADE OF SO MUCH TRUFAX. A++

maskedfangirl December 14 2009, 07:36:46 UTC

Castiel is also the one who secretly impregnated Quinn Fabray - not by having sex with her, though. He was jacking off in that hot tub thinking about Puck's cock five minutes before Quinn and Finn were making out in there.