Fic(let): Love like lightsabers

[maskedfangirl]

I just finished my work for class, and this is the first thing I did with my newfound free time.

AND I'M NOT SORRY.

Title: Love like lightsabers
Characters: Castiel/Zachariah's hot cousin angel, Dean, Sam
Ratings/Warnings: PG-13 unless you're a glowing ball of light, then NC-17.
Word Count: 500
Summary: A very scientific examination of how

Comments

[22by7]

Global warming is also Castiel's fault, poor baby.

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE FIC, disregard Castiel's bitchface in the icon.

Dean has a thing for leather daddies, doesn't he.

[maskedfangirl]

It's true! Castiel caused global warming by seducing Mother Nature's boyfriend, and she got totally pissed and started throwing his stuff out on the lawn, and meanwhile her kitchen got too hot and the earth started sweating and stuff.

SCIENCE!

Worst Double Date Ever

[22by7]

'You need not belittle Dean's intelligence simply because he did not have many opportunities to read, owing to his demanding lifestyle,' said Castiel, smouldering across the table at Gabriel. The more he smouldered, the more Gabriel smiled that utterly infuriating smile

Re: Worst Double Date Ever

[maskedfangirl]

OMG ILU. This made me laugh so hard!

You get a slow clap.

Re: Worst Double Date Ever

[22by7]

Are you trying to give me gonorrhea OVER THE INTERNETS? I'm totally feeling the love here xD

Re: Worst Double Date Ever

[maskedfangirl]

I give you love! (The burning sensation is the love working.)