For once the Danger Room didn't seem all that Dangerous. It was decked out in decorations, both large and small, dedicated to the holiday that was Valentine's Day. Hearts and cupids were everywhere, including some holographic ones that were floating in the air
(
Read more... )
Comments 451
The several bowls of punch at this celebration have all been laced with chemical concoctions developed by one Quentin Beck.
Half of the bowls have a compound that will alter the brain chemistry in such a way as to cause an endorphin rush, and the victims will find themselves suddenly and intensely attracted to the first person they see after the three-minute incubation period.
The other half of the punch bowls will have a different effect. A polarization of certain chemicals, leading to people reacting to each other in the exact opposite way they normally would.
Perhaps a michievous science prank, but these mutants are merely test subjects. Mysterio will develop more sinister uses for these chemicals, should they prove effective.
Reply
If she had her way, the dance would be outdoors on a Wednesday at 2 in the afternoon with the Avengers as chaperones and the National Guard on alert.
Didn't they learn anything from the New Mutants?
Reply
Reply
Beast was wearing a suit and looking quite dapper. It was a dance, after all.
As he came over to the other two chaperones, he said, with slight, if good-natured, exasperation "I am suddenly reminded of a documentary I once saw on the mating behavior of Bonobos..."
Reply
Was there anything in that documentary that said how to ge them to stop? Freezing their hands is barely slowing them down, I may have to aim for more sensitive body parts.
Reply
(The comment has been removed)
The floating holographic cupids were a little disconcerting, though.
Reply
(The comment has been removed)
Provided that you and your friend refrain from your usual level of boyish stupidity, spoke an eerily similar, but only slightly different voice followed.
And avoid randomly pushing buttons.
Failure to comply.
Will only push our buttons.
And you don't want to do that either, all the voices chimed in together.
Reply
(The comment has been removed)
"We haven't done anything wrong," said another. Apparently they talked like this all the time.
"And hopefully the Professor can better educate you."
"On how you're being quite offensive."
Yeah, it was all his fault.
Reply
(The comment has been removed)
"We were overhearing."
"We can no more become deaf to your thoughts."
"Than anyone else can will themselves to be deaf to the world around them."
"We've done all we can to make you less of a nuisance."
"While allowing you to continue to think freely."
"Yet you continue to be an annoyance."
"And fail to realize."
"That you are the problem."
Reply
Reply
Of course, his thoughts were straying somewhat traitorously towards another girl, one who he wondered would look like in one of the dresses the girls were wearing. No makeup even. Just a smile on her face and--
Was that wrong to wonder about that? She hadn't wanted to be scene during the business with Mojo, but he couldn't un-see it. He just wondered.
But regardless, he was here with Sofia, and he did enjoy her company, quite a bit, and he was going to show her a good time and that was that.
Reply
...Maybe she put on too much blush? Was the dress too tight? Oh God what if her bra had slipped down? No wait, no, she could feel it in the right place.
Reply
"Y'know, you look absolutely gorgeous tonight."
Reply
Leave a comment