Between you haters and me missing my hot marine I can't sleep! So what do I do? I come on here! LOL! Some of y'all are being nice to me and my baby and some of y'all are still being mean, so lots of xoxo's to the ones being nice and a big FUCK YOU to the mean ones. You guys make me sick ( Read more... )

Okay, you guys are starting to make me really mad! Why should I tell you my hot marine boyfriend's name? All you're going to do is make fun of that because you're all JEALOUS! This web page is NOT a joke. What's wrong with being proud to be an American? What's wrong with being proud to have a really hot marine boyfriend who fights for his country? ( Read more... )

Umm I don't know you guys so don't call me racist. Last time I checked, brown people blew up the world trade center and brown people didn't put the good slurpee flavors in at 711, but I don't hate them! OMG! And I can't believe you guys are hoping my marine boyfriend dies because that's just mean not cool at all. I'm not 13, I'm 17. That's a big ( Read more... )

How did my journal get on collegehumor?????? I don't even go to college. I want to (even though I'm hot) but I think marriage is more important right now and so is raising a family and all that stuff that I see in movies and commercials. All these comments are pretty scary but LOL! I'm flattered! Anyway, I'm going to update anyway even though it's ( Read more... )

OMG! I would've updated sooner but I was at the pool all weekend chilling with these really hot Army guys. Yeah, they're not marines, but they're the next best thing and still really really hot. I drank like 8 million Coronas with limes in them because the Army guys kept giving them to me so I was all, "Okay, that's cool." Anyway, one of them tried ( Read more... )

OMG! So I was all bored and sad yesterday because my marine's not here to hold me all tight in his ripped marine arms and press me up against his marine abs of steel and I still wasn't able to make myself cry by listening to that really sad song about marines and bumper stickers and stuff, so I decided to go to the mall alone. Big mistake!!!!!1 ( Read more... )

Omigod, I miss him so much right now! He’s been gone for like four days and is gonna be gone for like eight hundred million more and I don’t have anybody to go to Abercrombie and Hollister with, but not American Eagle because their shorts make my butt look fat but I’m not fat. I’m thick. A black guy told me so. Anyway, so I’ve been listening to ( Read more... )

Marines are so hot. Besides being absolutely to die for and looking way cute in their uniforms, they’re like proud of their country and stuff. When I tell people my boyfriend’s a marine (which is like always, duh!) they get all, “Oh, that’s cool,” and pretend to not be interested, but I know they’re like really jealous and being fake and all that. ( Read more... )