first entry!! yay!
Marines are so hot. Besides being absolutely to die for and looking way cute in their uniforms, they’re like proud of their country and stuff. When I tell people my boyfriend’s a marine (which is like always, duh!) they get all, “Oh, that’s cool,” and pretend to not be interested, but I know they’re like really jealous and being fake and all that. I mean who wouldn’t be? While all the ugly guys who will never be hot go to college and stuff, my boyfriend, who’s a marine, just has to pass a test with like math and stuff on it. Then he gets a hot marine haircut and a sexy uniform that is just so…like…omigod, I don’t even know how to describe it! When he wears it and kisses me I raise one leg off the ground like I’m in a romantic movie because it’s like I really am! And while all the ugly and un-hot people are learning dumb stuff at college my boyfriend, who’s a really hot marine, is in an exotic country shooting mean brown people that want to blow hot people like me and him up.
I think I'm going to wear my yellow ribbon tomorrow.
I think I'm going to wear my yellow ribbon tomorrow.