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I was strolling through Alastair Campbell's Twitter page and came across this recent tweet:

"Toby from Thick of It saying exactly what I think of ludicrous Clegg is Churchill poll"

- no idea what it's about, by I thought ooh, TTOI reference, must share, so there you are.

I bet he knows that Toby's from ITL....

Fuck fuck fuckitty fuck. I'm leaving for fucking Italy, the dreaded fucking family holiday tommorrow morning. I have a great history of these fucking trips, don't I just ( Read more... )

Well, well, well, my sexy little online diary. Been a while has it not?

I can't think of much violently arresting occurrences that have happened BUT - never fear, I'm sure I'll remember some. My brother just left for school and I miss him. I'll see him again in three weeks which is too fucking long. I tend to have brief periods of insanity in his ( Read more... )

Well my darlings, my birthday has come and gone, and I am that one exceptional year older than I was this time last year. As is expected of course.
Not much has happened I admit. Since my birthday I mean, which was around a month ago.
So. I shall update you on the situations referenced in my last eloquent post.

My Dad

I broke one of those unwritten ( Read more... )

  
Oh My God!
First entry of 2009!
And oh yes, it has been rather lovely so far.
"Go into detail Marilyn, we want detail!",  
Oh all right my beauties, I suppose I will.
Well. *Insert pregnant pause here*.
My dearest father is seeing foreign prostitutes when he travels for work (Lithuania mostly, and Estonia a lot) and has a Russian bit on the side called ( Read more... )

Sup bitches,

Meant to be doing some re work now on Desmond Tutu but fuck it, I love my little online diary so I'm going to be selfish and a total rebel and tell Desmond Tutu's wikipedia entry to fuck off.

Aww its been so long lj.....
What has happened since my last illustrious journal update I hear you eagerly gasp?
Well my friends it has indeed been ( Read more... )

FRANK


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 lost two pounds!
 well yay for fucking me.

my mother is pissed.. violin or something.
how does she not realize that a lot of the time i hate her, and i damn well know she wishes i wasn't born.
but hooray for me.
i know where the craft knives are kept. sharp little fuckers, ACCIDENTLY and I'm actually serious on this, i have accidently cut myself in art ( Read more... )

i have my dog now ( Read more... )