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Oh My God!
First entry of 2009!
And oh yes, it has been rather lovely so far.
"Go into detail Marilyn, we want detail!",
Oh all right my beauties, I suppose I will.
Well. *Insert pregnant pause here*.
My dearest father is seeing foreign prostitutes when he travels for work (Lithuania mostly, and Estonia a lot) and has a Russian bit on the side called Lara, my mother is about to have a mental breakdown, and my brother is in a sexual orientation crisis. Fun fun.
Okay, so I will deal with them like this.
My dad - Ignore it, feel sick about it, bitch about him to my friends. And hate him. But secretly. He has a hefty right hook when he's pissed y'know.
My mother - Ummmmm..... Well I think I'm mainly contributing to the breakdown of her mental state. My school said they would consider expelling me if I didn't make more of an effort. Drama queen. The main teacher trots that tired old line out to every parent, in the hopes of making them kick their (un)beloved offspring up the arse. Anyways, that kind of why she's insane. And I think she knows about my dad. Must suck.
Brother - Suppose I'll just offer some comforting words and a shoulder to cry on. Bet he is gay though.Nice kid.
Friends are still fuck ups. I'll take you through them tonight probably.
Well my darlings, I have dinner so ta ta and all that.
Sweet Dreams.
xo