FFXII Fic: 20 Reasons Why Gabranth Always Has To Be the Senate's Whore (Archadian Cast)

[mariagoner]

I have no excuse for this. I can only plead that I went mad with relief over finishing yet another wretched final paper (damn you, social intuitionist model of moral development-- damn you) and was inspired by new heights of giddy lunacy by this brilliant gem. And in any case, consider this a test-run with the whole of the Archadian cast of Judges

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[zombie_fetus]

OMG I FEEL SO BROKEN.

Amazing.

[mariagoner]

HAH. You think this is bad? Thanks to Blackadder, I'm planning far worse! It'll have Vayne as the scheming anti-hero! Bergan as his loyal but dim-witted companion! Drace as his cunning and vicious counterpart! Gramis as the loveable but dimwitted authority figure!

I've even got a theme song in mind. And if you get me drunk enough, I'll start singing it!

Vayne Soooooooolidor, Vayne Sooooooooooolidor...
The world likes to fuck with youuuuuuuuuuuu...
Vayne Solidooooooooooor, Vayne Sooooooooooolidor...
But maybe that's because you've got a few screws loose!

[zombie_fetus]

Someday, you'll finally convince me of this Drace/Vayne thing and I am so, so scared. And excited. But mostly scared.

[mariagoner]

They're like matter and anti-matter, those two. Would they ever last in the real world without some fiery explosion to accompany their ends? Oh hell no. But god, the snark would be glorious

[kenupntr]

It hurts meeeeeeee XD

[mariagoner]

Shh. Shhh. Just let the pain wash over you and try not to concentrate on the mental image of Gabranth being gang-banged by doddering old men in purple dresses. Sssshhhh...

[intradependency]

ZOMG OW. OW OW OW.

And this IS me saying this. Politics bites. (...Gabranth doesn't.)

[mariagoner]

See, when I can get you to wince, I know I have a real winner! XD

[miseru_kun]

The images, the images!

Pure win, lol.

[mariagoner]

If you don't think about it, I'm pretty sure the automatic brain bleach self defense mechanism in the back of your spine will kick in sooner or later!

[rushikayu13]

*screams*

...This is horrible and sadistic and...well, awesome in a brain-breaking way.

Well done. ♥

[mariagoner]

If it ain't brake, then I don't accept it! ;)

[midnightdiddle]

Ow.

[mariagoner]

Hee! But... does it hurt so good? ;)