FFXII Fic: 20 Reasons Why Gabranth Always Has To Be the Senate's Whore (Archadian Cast)

[mariagoner]

I have no excuse for this. I can only plead that I went mad with relief over finishing yet another wretched final paper (damn you, social intuitionist model of moral development-- damn you) and was inspired by new heights of giddy lunacy by this brilliant gem. And in any case, consider this a test-run with the whole of the Archadian cast of Judges

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[zombie_fetus]

OMG I FEEL SO BROKEN.

Amazing.

[mariagoner]

HAH. You think this is bad? Thanks to Blackadder, I'm planning far worse! It'll have Vayne as the scheming anti-hero! Bergan as his loyal but dim-witted companion! Drace as his cunning and vicious counterpart! Gramis as the loveable but dimwitted authority figure!

I've even got a theme song in mind. And if you get me drunk enough, I'll start singing it!

Vayne Soooooooolidor, Vayne Sooooooooooolidor...
The world likes to fuck with youuuuuuuuuuuu...
Vayne Solidooooooooooor, Vayne Sooooooooooolidor...
But maybe that's because you've got a few screws loose!

[zombie_fetus]

Someday, you'll finally convince me of this Drace/Vayne thing and I am so, so scared. And excited. But mostly scared.

[mariagoner]

They're like matter and anti-matter, those two. Would they ever last in the real world without some fiery explosion to accompany their ends? Oh hell no. But god, the snark would be glorious

[lady_venn]

FFXII Blackadder?

YES YES YES OH GOD MORE. :P

Also, re: this? <3 You made me smile on an otherwise sucky weekend.

And I will be back on AIM tomorrow! And I will have some of Archadian Idol for you. :P

[mariagoner]

Hee! ::flails:: Always glad to help in whatever way I can. ;)

And I've just finished a paper but now ::groan:: I need to start on another one soon. Thankfully, after Thursday, all my pains and troubles will be over (at least for this overstuffed semester.) But truthfully, it's going to be a long slog till then... though I very much look forward to AI as a reprive from all the labor!