FFXII Fic: 20 Reasons Why Gabranth Always Has To Be the Senate's Whore (Archadian Cast)

[mariagoner]

I have no excuse for this. I can only plead that I went mad with relief over finishing yet another wretched final paper (damn you, social intuitionist model of moral development-- damn you) and was inspired by new heights of giddy lunacy by this brilliant gem. And in any case, consider this a test-run with the whole of the Archadian cast of Judges

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[kenupntr]

It hurts meeeeeeee XD

[mariagoner]

Shh. Shhh. Just let the pain wash over you and try not to concentrate on the mental image of Gabranth being gang-banged by doddering old men in purple dresses. Sssshhhh...

[intradependency]

ZOMG OW. OW OW OW.

And this IS me saying this. Politics bites. (...Gabranth doesn't.)

[mariagoner]

See, when I can get you to wince, I know I have a real winner! XD

[intradependency]

...it's just the smoothing and the shushing and the picture of nasty purple-robe queue going at it on one end and Vayne stroking Gabby's hair at the other going shhhh, shhhh, it's ok....

Ah, god. Too much IMAGERY. You do this to me without even TRYING. XD

[mariagoner]

Purple-robe queue! ::laughs and dies::

And oooh, if you think this is bad, just wait until I finish writing up another little Judge Magister fic I've got waiting in the wings. Gabranth doesn't get off easy there either. ::cackles and cackles hard::

[vieralynn]

Shh. Shhh. Just let the pain wash over you and try not to concentrate on the mental image of Gabranth being gang-banged by doddering old men in purple dresses. Sssshhhh...

I am now officially broken.

So is Gabranth.

XDDDDD

[mariagoner]

Tch, this is officially 'torture the holy living hell out of Gabranth' week for me. I'm not sure what it is about finals that always makes me fixate on torturing some poor (though fortunately fictional) soul... but he's my target this week. Ohohohohoho!

[vieralynn]

Well, keep on torturing him so I can survive the final week and a half or torture I need to go through. ;)

(P.S. I'm madly in love with Gabranth. Sshhh...)

[mariagoner]

The fon Ronsenbergs work excellently well as stress-balls, I tell you! You can just pile on the pain and hurt and it'll still be far less than they bear in canon. ;)

[vieralynn]

Oooooohhhh.

:::Pets the poor Ronsentwins:::

XDDDD