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Warning: Nudity, cursing, and 75 images! Sorry for being late this week -- had to move into a new building and start new classes, plus at one point I "took" like...30 pictures without FRAPS on >_>
Ahhhh. What a family. Five billion kids, three of which have already gone to college and graduated to give me some brief respite.
I think I took this picture because I thought Ford was getting fat, only he wasn't. So, uhm. Here's a picture of Ford!
Marvin running around <3 I like Marvin a lot.
And Fat Char--what the hell is that?
No. Seriously. What the hell IS that?!
The headmaster came over. Again. I think he's getting used to the place.
NOT AN APPROPRIATE TIME TO GROW UP GUYS PLZKTHNX
Sigh.
Well, you know, I haven't had a fortune sim yet, and blonde is ni--
Oh god! THE HEADMASTER IS OVER, GUYS!
Twins, of course, grow up on the same day.
Hi Ford. Inappropriate timing as the headmaster was mid-dinner.
I NOTICED THANKS
I didn't roll the pacifier because I forgot Astrid was this close, but it's a girl. Astrid's skin and eyes, Famine's hair. Hyena.
Famine: My wife's and I's seventh child I am EVER SO SHOCKED :D :D
Marvin: I DON'T CARE IF THE HEADMASTER IS OVER AND THE HOUSE IS IN CHAOS I NEED SLEEP
Aw, izz a baby.
Marvin's makeover. I think he's gawjus.
Normally I manage to get in on tour and food alone. But desperate times call for desperately sending the MILF out to the hottub.
Step 2 of desperate plan: Get headmaster so drunk he talks to nobody.
Step 3, have MILF parade around in skimpy bikini.
Step 4 ??????
Step 5: PROFIT!
God damnit family.
Marvin is sad because he didn't save the dummy :(
I took this because my game glitched, and Marvin continued to earn mechanical points without using the body thing.
I can't say I complained.
So, uh, this is HalfMoon. He (notice the sex) was going to be Xerxes mate to make kittens. Only, uh. I made him a...he.
Astrid got her LTW and now permaplat!
And Hyena is, as the 7th child, exceptionally well-cared for.
I sent HalfMoon back to the adoption and bought Pride, here. She'll do.
She's, uh, apparently crazy.
Famine: KITTYKITTYKITTYKITTY
Pride: HATE.
Famine: GODDAMNIT SO WHAT IF I HAVE THE HIGHEST MECHANICAL SCORE IN THE HOUSE >_<
Famine: I'M GOING TO PUNCH SIM!GODDESS IN THE FACE FOR MAKING ME FIX THE COMPUTER >_<
Astrid, bb, you can take over my world ANY TIME.
Marvin got home from his first day on the job.
Uh, apparently Dahlia ate Kennedy Knight?
Marvin: The derivitive of this equation is...
Pride: MEGALOMANIA.
Fat Charlie: HAI EVERYBODY :D :D :D :D
Pride: EXCESSIVE
Famine: wat wat is my son doing wat
Famine: Hiiiiiii baby!
Yes, I did cheat the infant to a toddler.
Aw, these two are adorable <3 (oh, by the way, yes, I sent Ford to college already 'cause he's not gonna be heir)
Buttercup: WOOO YEH MY BED
Yes, I did grow Hyena up already. I'm sick of this gen >_>
INAPPROPRIATELY BINNED HAIR FTW
She's actually really pretty.
And Fat Charlie just committed a grave sin. She has zero nice points and he turned down her hug.
Hyena: NYAH NYAH Gramma's gonna SCARE you tonight!
Orrrr not.
Just checkin' out the ass.
Astrid: No, I won't tell you what my curves are like under my outfit >:( I thought you were a superhero!
Buttercup scared Hyena about twelve times in a single night.
That looks uncomfortable. This is literally all these two did all day while the kids were at school.
Astrid: You didn't bring the body paint?!
Astrid: Making out just isn't fun without body paint :(
So, uh, this is gonna be the momma kitty for the generation folks.
Fear for the cats.
There might be hope through the father...
I really wasn't sure what to censor here, but, uh: ouch.
Fat Charlie is so fast he has a CLOUD OF DUST following him!
Let's try out this dating thing.
Tinker? No.
Just in the hopes that Tinker might die.
It's that time again...
...Hyena just went out and greeted him and got 20 schmooze points.
Someone just got about 5000 heir points.
This is what happens when you have 7 kids you want to get into private school.
Ah, it's nice when it's easy.
..Wait, how'd we get 40 schmooze? Uh, go team! Normally my sims fail at schmoozing.
Famine: I think I'd look BEAUTIFUL in a pink dress HAHAHAHAHA
Marvin: Uh...
Hey, it only took me, what, twelve tries to get the acceptance handshake? >_>
Cheating age up time!
Buttercup: WOOO WAY TO SURVIVE UNTIL TEENAGERHOOD
Not toooo bad.
Buttercup: Happy birthday!!!!!!
Fat Charlie: AHHHHHHHHH
Anyway, I like all three kids. I'm not going to decide heir until middle of college, but here they are, my favorites (yes, I aged up Hyena too >_>):
Marvin Rosewater
FORTUNE
LTW: Become chief of staff.
Turn ons: Blondes who wear makeup.
Turn offs: Face paint.
Neat: 9
Outgoing: 9
Active: 10
Serious: 5
Grouchy: 2
Fat Charlie Rosewater
POPULARITY
LTW: Become Captain Hero.
Turn ons: Fit redheads.
Turn offs: Bathing suits.
Sloppy: 1
Outgoing: 10
Active: 10
Playful: 10
Nice: 6
Hyena Rosewater
Romance
LTW: Become Hall of famer.
Turn ons: Redheads in their underwear.
Turn offs: Blondes.
Sloppy: 2
Outgoing: 9
Active: 9
Playful: 10
Grouchy: 0