Rosewater Legacy 5.0
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WARNING: Contains bad language, nudity (probably, I think), and, uh, other stuff you should expect.
Ah, this looks so peaceful, looking back...
Well well, Cat. That looks...distinctly uncomfortable.
The UFO glitched and refused to leave the lot after dumping Famine off, so I finally had to use moveobjects to get rid of it, 'cause it was causing my lot to lag.
These two are so cute <3
Very clever Famine, bb.
I'm sure everyone no one thinks it's desperate that you're making grilled cheese in the bathroom while your wife bathes.
OH SHIT there's gonna be trouble
And yup! There goes Ricky to pet it. >_>
Both of these are pregnant. Can you guess who had the tougher pregnancy?
Famine started out high enough in the Natural Science career track to get me my FIRST COW PLANT.
Meet Dahlia! Named after one of my own cows.
Ricky does not approve of the cow plant!
But he -will- feed her!
Ricky: LOL FOOLED YOU
Jim constantly knocking over the trash can caused them to get vermin :(
POP
POP
I sent the pregnant people to work just to get them off my hands for a little while.
Astrid decides to go to work all classily -- in her panties.
Oh man, I love career information.
Because Cat was getting old, and Kim, the cat I wanted him to make babies with, never came by again after Ricky made friends with her...
I adopted a new cat. Meet Feline.
vry safe place to play cat teaser, Buttercup
POP
Buttercup: my son is getting fatter by the day, oh my!
Feline doesn't prove as introspective as Cat.
POP
Yeah. This kitten making is going really well.
Aw, look at the two pregnant sims makin' out! <3
Huh. Well, one annoyance gone. Thanks Dahlia.
Sooo, Astrid was going to become an elder like...six days ahead of her husband so...I helped her out a bit.
I let her drink some Kitty.*
*SEE I MADE A (really bad) PUN THERE--oh, nevermind.
Slowly growing more chaotic...
Took long enough. I didn't realize that try for offspring was the same as try for baby though -- no chimes -_-
Cat: Did I really just try to mate with this imbecile? Something must have altered my mind.
Feline: STARS OMG STARTS COME BACK HERE STOP YOU'RE BREAKING THE LAW
Third trimester Woohoo! WOOHOO!
This, apparently, causes labor.
Ricky is ~excited~
BREATHE, ASTRID BB, BREATHE
And we have a girl, Maeve Rosewater! All human-born babies of this legacy are being named after characters from The Anansi Boys by Neil Gaiman. She's got her mother's S1 skintone, her mother's purple eyes, and her father's brown hair.
Ricky: WOO YEAH THAT'S A BABY WOO BABY
Buttercup: omg i'm a grandmother i'm too young
Approximately two sim!hours later...
Oh jesus.
All alien-born sims in this LEGACY will be named after characters from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams.
Here we have Arthur Rosewater.
And here we have Zaphod Rosewater.
And because I'm a lame-o and I hate infants, I boolpropped it to their birthday.
EIGHT POINTS FOR COORDINATION! Would have been perfect except for the middle fellow is not looking the appropriate direction!
Here we have Zaphod. The other two didn't age.
They did, however, float:
Here we have baby Zaphod with his makeover.
There's going to be a lot of potty training spam this (and next) update:
Arthur finally grew up and OMG ELF EARS
Arthur with his makeover. He has a tendency to look drugged.
And finally, the eldest -- Maeve -- became a toddler.
And here is Maeve with her makeover.
And, uh, we're getting more crowded.
Since Ricky had nothing better to do with his time, I had him making Generation 4's heir and heir spouse portrait.
Then when he was done -- since everyone else was at work -- he was in charge of training the children.
Astrid helped out whenever she was home.
And I just noticed that Astrid has elf ears >_>
HOLY SHIT CHANCE CARD TIME
Being a Daeva, Astrid would OF COURSE, be a look out in charge of Crowd Control. Majesty, anyone?
HA, SELF-PROMOTION -IS- ASTRID'S THING!
So I sent Famine out to use the telescope again. And yup.
Astrid is a fantastic wife and is extremely pleased by her husband getting probed.
OH GOD ZAPHOD STOP
Hi Eostre. 'Sup?
Eostre: GODDAMN YOU BITCHES SOLD MY BED I HAD SEX IN THAT >:(
Eostre: FUCK YOU OLD GUY WHO IS PAINTING MY GRAND SON
So, anyway, between this photo and his abduction photo, my game glitched a bit and I had to reload (i save often, so luckily didn't lose much), but Famine didn't get abducted this time until he had showered. Thus...
Famine: AGH THE CAT WANTS TO KILL ME
Feline: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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Cat: I sense that you have disturbed the very fabric of the universe by being abducted again! I will have to SMOTHER YOU WHILE YOU SLEEP!
Heir and spouse portraits completed -- I find them appropriate.
Let's play "Guess who is the problem child!"
Here's Zaphod.
Arthur (who I want to hug :( )
and Maeve (who I want to strangle >:( )
oh yah. But because I am a good simmer, it's been a few days (I am a bad picture taker, however), so...it's age up time.
Technically "tomorrow" is age up time, but I make them age up as soon as they wake up because I want them to be self-sufficient.
WOO ZAPHOD YEH good pajamas my man
lol.
Ironically, Arthur's bad growing up was the only one watched by all of his relatives in the house.
Last but not least (especially for being born first wat)
Maeve grows into a child!
Coming next time: MORE babies, more growing up, the headmaster, and OH GOD TOO MANY SIMS