Rosewater Legacy 4.0
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WARNING: This entry contains sex, nudity, and vulgar language. I'm also trying out some new shit slowly but surely and trying to get into actual write-a-good-legacy mode, so...forgive my trial and errors all no-people reading this since I don't let anyone read it.
We start this entry with Eostre's makeover because the other one made her look really badly put together. (Yes, Delilah is still pissed off by the Rosewaters.)
Buttercup, of course, also got the mandatory heir-is-now-an-adult makeover. This picture doesn't show it well, but I think she's gorgeous.
And in honor of me getting the Pets EP, Buttercup adopted a kitten! And, in lieu of her being named after Buttercup in the Princess Bride, who was not known for having a good imagination, I named the kitten "Cat"!
Oh yeah. Everyone meet Ricky Carlson (technically Richard Carlson, but go with me here.) I like him. Buttercup is going to marry him.
But uh, so I invited Mitch over so he could watch Buttercup and Ricky kiss so that she could dump him and go out with Ricky, only then for the first time EVER ( I mentioned how Mitch and Buttercup never acted like three-bolters) ACR kicked in and right as Ricky walked out Buttercup kissed Mitch. So, uh, I had to do a lot of work to get her back in Ricky's good graces and get rid of Mitch. >_>
ANYWAY! Explanation over. Let's get on to some pre-marital baby making!
Cat looks so little :( Aww, Cat.
Furious Mitch is Furious.
BUTTERCUP ROSEWATER
STARRING IN:
HOT BUTTERED COP PORN
Cat is the most loved kitten I have ever seen. Everyone is always petting him.
Eostre: SO I MET THIS GUY ONCE RIGHT AND HE SAID HE WAS BIGGER THAN A BOAT
Eostre: AND OH GOD IT REALLY WAS IT WAS THIS BIG
Eostre: SO WE [censored] AND THEN I WAS LIKE "OH GOD NOW I STING LIKE CHILI CON CARNE"
Roger: LOL :D :D :D that was me.
Eostre, this would be a lot cuter if you didn't look like an old flappy prostitute.
I don't breed for cute elders, though, I guess.
OKAY FINE YOU'RE SORT OF CUTE
If you're thinking they just got done doing something, you're...right. But, uh, just pretend they were chatting about, y'know...curing cancer.
GAWDAMN THAT'S A LOT OF POPUPS
(oh and GO BUTTERCUP!)
Okay, you both can do this just this one time because both of you got promotions, one of you achieved a lifetime want, and someone also made 50,000 simoleons. I don't know how she did, but she did.
ANYWAY WEDDING TIME
Molly, why are you sneaking?
Laura, Robin, and LUCY OMG HI LUCY
LUCY PROPOSES A TOAST YOU GUYS
LUCY LOVES TOASTING LITTLE GIRL YOU LIKE TOASTING TOO YEAH
Ricky: Laura...congratulations on being really hot.
RICKY YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE A MARRIED MAN STOP THAT
So anyway. I got them straight to the point. The guests took a little while due to all the champagne, so Buttercup and Ricky just stood around for like, two sim!hours.
Ricky: OH GOD BABY YOU HOT I WISH I COULD MARRY YOU
Laura and, uh...I forget the little girl's name were there on time though?
I love these two already <3
Buttercup: THUMBS UP BABY :D
Wait, is that what I think it is in the background?
God damn. THIS IS HER WEDDING JACKASS.
Mitch: When that guy totally makes you hate life, call me, baby.
And then...Buttercup realizes who's there.
And then Ricky realizes his HATED NEMESIS is there too!
And then Mitch makes a toast to Buttercup, his hated ex-fiancee?
Mitch: I'd like to make a toast to the biggest whore ever, man.
And then there's yet another toast to Buttercup.
And juuust in time. As soon as she and Ricky get back from their little honeymoon trip, there's a POP!
...Damnit.
OKAY I GET IT YOU TWO ARE STILL CUTE
Ricky and Cat are officially the best of friends.
Then again, the fact that Ricky dresses up like a box of french fries might be why.
Oh, Eostre, like you haven't done whatever you just saw before.
I love these pictures.
AND OKAY I LOVE LUCY I'M SORRY
Yo, Misterio. 'Sup?
y helo thar Bailey
It's nice to know that you two still like having sex even while one of you is heavily pregnant.
The family will be bigger soon!
Is it sad that the first thought that comes to mind when I see this is...Cat, how do you know Count Rugen?
Ricky is the sweetest husband ever I swear.
AND OMG SO ADORABLE
Ricky: GODDAMNIT MY WIFE IS SO SEXY WHEN SHE IS SHOWERING D:< D:<
No, I swear it, sweetest husband ever.
OMG LAURA HI FIRST LEGACY GHOST WHY ARE YOU CRYING
Ah. I see you're still happy that your bed is there.
Buttercup: Ricky, congratulations on being SMOKIN!
BABBY TIME
I like her little knowing smirk. Bitch.
Anyway, this generation is Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett.
So, everyone meet AZIRAPHALE ROSEWATER. He's got his daddy's skintone and eyecolor, with mom and dad's hair.
Buttercup: Yo, Mom, hold this.
And CROWLEY ROSEWATER. Same colouring as his brother.