Rosewater Legacy 5.1
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Warning: Bad language, naked babies, and OH GOD TOO MANY CHILDREN. Oh, and approximately 95 images.
Oh god, it was so SANE back then!
Anyway, as a reintroduction to the ones that just became kids: Here we have Arthur.
A more up close and personal view of him, because I think he's adorable.
Maeve: CACKLECACKLECACKLE
And here's Zaphod, who is a little sweetheart, but also has an extremely extremely tiny nose which I do not like.
Ricky: RAWR baby!
So, Zaphod got his Neat score completely filled up, and since the rest of the family is sloppy he goes around cleaning -everything-.
And right. I forgot to get pictures of pops. Anyway--here's Astrid's FIRST pop.
And THIS is Famine's SECOND pop.
And because apparently I am not in a picture taking mood this generation, here he is giving birth!
Ricky: Yessssssss, my son is giving birth again. I LOVE GRANDBABIES.
...God damnit, Famine.
This is either Marvin or Ford. Don't ask me which.
Arthur: You know, if we keep gaining siblings we're not going to be heirs :D
Zaphod: My nose already put me out of the race :(
So, the day after the birth of the other two, Astrid gives birth again.
And we have a boy! Fat Charlie Rosewater!
Fat Charlie has his dad's hair (brown), his mom's eyes (purple), and s2 or s3 skin color which is a mix of his mom/dad's and Buttercup, his grandmother's.
Zaphod: So DUDE like a BABY was just born :D :D
Feline: I...see...oxygen particles...
I put the kids in charge of feeding Dahlia.
So, Famine wanted to get his minions children into Private school. So he made the ~fanciest meal~ he could.
And he ~schmoozed~ (which is rare for me to do--normally my sims fail at schmoozing)
In the interim, his wife was helping the infants grow up into toddlers. (I sort of cheated their ages after this, so you'll notice them growing up very fast while Fat Charlie stays an infant for a little while)
Excellent parenting going on in this house!
And the kids got in! Yessssssss!
Holy shit, Marvin has black hair!? How adorable! I didn't realize! I'm so used to having brunette babies!
-And- he has elf ears!? SOMEONE wants to be heir!
He's -so- ultra adorable, I swear.
ARR, First Mate Buttercup is still goin' strong, I see!
Famine: PLEEEEAAAAAAZEEEE say "Daddy!"
Ford: DADDY!
D'awwww, Marvin <3 <3 <3 (no, I swear, someone is my favorite)
Arthur? Maeve? That's creepy.
So, after kissing one brother, Maeve runs off to jump on bed with her other.
Weeeeeee~ I'm glad I don't have Bon Voyage so I don't have to worry about the social worker
Ricky has turned into a creepy wife-stalker.
Meanwhile, Feline is a, uh...uh...owner...stalker?
Eostre: GODDAMN YOU BITCHES SOLD MY BED GR >:(
Oh god. I had never even realized the cats were pregnant.
I've never had a pet birth before!
Cat: Bollocks--is my mate giving birth? I am not yet prepared to be a father figure!
Cat: HOLY SHIT ONE OF MY KITTENS IS ORANGE DID THAT WENCH CHEAT ON ME!?
Anyway. Black kitten = Angharad and Orange kitten = Xerxes. Names gotten from, uh, a random name generator that I don't have the link to, apparently.
Cat: You...you cuckolding wench! I WILL RIP YOU FROM LIMB TO LIMB!
Xerxes: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~
OHMIGOD
SO ADORABLE
gaaaah, I need to have kittens more often <3 <3
So yeah. Here's where I cheated a bit and got the toddlers to become children.
HELLO ADORABLE
Ford's eyes creep me out. I dunno why.
WHERE ARE THE REST OF YOUR CHILDREN
Ford loveloveloves Xerxes. And Marvin (earning more of my favor ) is the only one who ever raises his stats on his own.
I think that's a bit high for the kitten, Ford.
Aww. Fat Charlie is an adorable infant <3 He honestly just doesn't cry, even when he's got a dirty diaper.
Ricky: HELLO daughter-in-law in barely-hide-anything lingerie :D
Zaphod: These chips are SUPERB!
I felt so bad here. Angharad's social was HORRIFIC (all the kids choose to play with Xerxes over her), and she had "Play with Xerxes" in her cue, only Xerxes refused to leave the pet bed for her :( :( :(
Famine: I LOVE RUNNING AND STAYING IN SHAPE TO BEAT UP PEOPLE WHO ANNOY MY WIFE :D
Everyone was lining up to buy lemonade from Maeve!
Famine: Hey babe, wanna dance!
Astrid: *ignores*
I got new male hair and outfits, so I changed Ford's hair from that awful red. I think this fits him a lot better.
Something tells me that this hair isn't black. Maybe it's just me.
Famine: Puuuut 'em up! Puuuut 'em up!
Look who else got a makeover!
Sending this family on an outing is...uh, kind of chaotic.
Famine: HEEHEE My wife and I are going to woohoo in the dressing room O_O
Famine: Heeeeeeeey baby, buying new underwear I seeeee!
While the younger ones were off buying new clothes for everyone...
Buttercup and Ricky were having a gooood time.
Ricky: Hell YEAH I still got it!
Famine: I hope no body is watching _>
Buttercup: WOOO dawgy, my son is still gettin' LAID!
Famine: Did you hear that everyone?! That was BABY chimes! My wife is PREGNANT AGAIN!
Oh god, I hate you two. I HATE you two.
Zaphod: GAH MY BROTHER IS IN MY WAY I CAN'T GET OUT
Marvin: GAH THIS WALL IS IN MY WAY I CAN'T PEE
Arthur: HI GUYS, MIND IF I COME JOIN THE PARTY IN THE SMALLEST ROOM IN THE HOUSE~
So I found a set of objects based on Vampire: the Masquerade -- Bloodlines. And I bought them. Astrid is sleeping on Tourette's Bed :D
Aw, izzit Fat Charlies birthday <3
While Fat Charlie is having his birthday, all the other children are eating dinner with daddy.
I feel bad for the maid. This is a daily pop up.
FLOATING BABY
Fat Charlie is cute!
And even cuter after a makeover!
Not only is the maid exhausted, but so is the nanny (who is, yes, around while the family is)
Shortly after Fat Charlie's cake age up, comes the eldests' birthdays.
This caused my lot to lag so much, just FYI.
Marvin: HELLO MY BROTHER'S ASS ISN'T LETTING ME STAND UP
Nice outfit, punk.
You have hair growing out of your boob.
Annnnd finally Zaphod grows up in a sort of nice outfit.
Maeve's stats.
Arthur's stats.
And apparently I forgot Zaphod, but he's a Pleasure sim, who likes Blonds/Custom Hairs and hates Glasses.
Here we have made over Maeve.
Arthur, who shows that he has an underbite.
And Zaphod, who I decided to give a gothic makeover to.
And he promptly takes his gothic hood and rubs it in my face.
Coming up soon: More babies (>:|), I send off one group of children to college and play as them a bit, and death :(