HEY EVERYONE CHECK OUT MY NEW STUFF.

( I STOLE IT FROM MY BROTHER'S CLOSET. )

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1. Comment here and I'll pick one of your LJ interests and draw a picture using the mighty MS Paint. (Or, in my case, Photoshop, since I don't have MS Paint.)

2. You have no say in what I draw for you, or in how much it will suck!

3. Put this in your journal along with the pictures people drew for you.

AHAHAA SUCKERS

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y = 3x - 10
y = -3x + 8

3x - 10 = -3x + 8
6x - 10 = 8
6x = 18
x = 3

y = 3x - 10
y = 3(3) - 10
y = 9 - 10
y = -1

THEREFORE: (3, -1)

I love grade ten applied math. (HOORAY FOR FAILING!)

Last night was Amanda's birthdaypartygettogethercelebrationthing. I think this picture describes it all.


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This is my new favourite piece of Harry Potter fanfiction. I We (Lina, Natalie, and I) (happy, Lina?) gave a dramatic reading of it in the hallway today at lunch. Attention: big black fucksticks, boypussies, and smegma galore!

Oh yeah, and if you enjoy this wonderful piece of art (which you bloody well should), go join goddaddy_nuts.

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The kids I babysit make dead baby jokes. A+.

Today an old woman with a beard told me that, if I give her twenty-five cents, she would give me good luck. Sadly, I did not have any money.