NICK LOSES AT LIFE.

[mannequin_heart]

The kids I babysit make dead baby jokes. A+.

Today an old woman with a beard told me that, if I give her twenty-five cents, she would give me good luck. Sadly, I did not have any money.

Comments

[rushifaa]

Eeee, dead babies are love <3 I like to tell them to the little ditzy girls. Their reactions are lovely :B

I AGREE.

[mannequin_heart]

Dead baby jokes = ♥
Little kids telling dead baby jokes = ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

[shleigh]

Oh Rachel, how I love your entries. Thay are quite formidible. From the beginning subject (NICK LOSES AT LIFE), to the tragic end, your updates are often my favourites. Did I sound pretentious there? I was trying to go for the whole Nick/Jaimy "we're smarter than you because no one likes us" type thing.

[mannequin_heart]

You need more buzzwords. Like "raw" and "passionate."

For example:

"That was so passionate. Your emotions are so raw!"

[shleigh]

Lol I will remember that