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http://www.youtube.com/v/j9YextYF-2k

I went to Vancouver on the eighteenth. Unfortunately (but then again, fortunately), my dad got us deluxe seats for Eva Air; with all the extra leg space, I was able to sleep, but jetlag hit extra hard once I got off the plane. I ended up drinking a lot of hotel coffee and watching a lot of late night South Park, Comedy Central, and Family Guy.

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Goddamn, Carlos Mencia is a god. He is exactly what America, a country where people can sue McDonalds for being fattening, needs.

Here's why (Dee Dee Dee song):http://www.youtube.com/v/2vBozjna6Mg&mode=related&search=

Oh yeah, here's a bonus, because I've never ( Read more... )

Irony is...

...the fact that Buddhists and Christians have gods that seem to resemble certain ethnic people (Asians and Caucasians, respectively), when adherents of both religions will claim that their gods (or god) are/is divine

...the fact that certain members of our previous generation studied hard and learned the rules of spelling and grammar, ( Read more... )

Acetone (n.) 1) A substance intended for cleaning off pen marks from desk surfaces 2) a flammable solvent used for cubby barbeques

Aluba (n.) The act of inserting a broomstick or other polelike object between one's legs...and then pulling or ramming forcefully upward. (see "super aluba")

Bunsen Burner (n.) A device commonly found in chemistry ( Read more... )

This is my blacklist of people, places, things, ideas, fads (...the list goes on) that I think deserve some love.
None of this is going to be sensitive or politically correct. If you don't like it, you can sue me (or get a life, whichever's cheaper).

People
George W. Bush: No, this has nothing to do with politics. I am not a tie-dye pot smoking hippie ( Read more... )

This is a story about a technologically advanced society, a cat in need, and Mr. Cold and Sarcastic.

Mr. Cold and Sarcastic was not a nice man. Few people liked to talk to him, because most felt that they could not understand him. Most thought that Mr. Cold and Sarcastic was hypercritical (for some idiots, hypocritical, even). After all, sometimes ( Read more... )

This morning, the kitten died ( Read more... )

On the way back from school today, my sister spotted a kitten lying in the middle of two roads (an area marked off by yellow lines). My mother suggested we go back and bring it somewhere safe, because the traffic was really crazy. My mother and sister then saw the bloody wound on the kitten's hindleg, and almost decided to give up because they ( Read more... )