The Underground Dictionary of NEHS Terms

[mamba_barnacle]

Acetone (n.) 1) A substance intended for cleaning off pen marks from desk surfaces 2) a flammable solvent used for cubby barbeques

Aluba (n.) The act of inserting a broomstick or other polelike object between one's legs...and then pulling or ramming forcefully upward. (see "super aluba")

Bunsen Burner (n.) A device commonly found in chemistry

Comments

[lumenastralis]

HAHAHAHHAA.. you make me laugh, brian. in a good sort of way.

[elentiriel]

Excellent definition for Quiet Time. Most of the time... unless you happen to be one of the 2006 students brought up under the strictest regimes possible. (Yeah, I'm still *really* bitter over that.)

[cougarfang]

*grabs you by the neck and sits on you some more*

XP

(Catherine and Christine were amused by it, though. Especially Eckerling's description.)

[o0astroboy0o]

This is awesome man. Someday, you should publish this as The Definitive NEHS.

[pelranius]

I though cleanup was at 3 to 3:20?