After I grumbled about the state of my finances:
Him: I'll help you find another job. Or a sugar daddy, if you want.
Me: (silence because I wasn't sure I heard him right and I had food in my mouth)
Him: I'll have to find a smart guy, though. You need a smart guy. And good looking too.
Me, after laughing: Well, he doesn't have to be good looking.
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