Lunch with a coworker
After I grumbled about the state of my finances:
Him: I'll help you find another job. Or a sugar daddy, if you want.
Me: (silence because I wasn't sure I heard him right and I had food in my mouth)
Him: I'll have to find a smart guy, though. You need a smart guy. And good looking too.
Me, after laughing: Well, he doesn't have to be good looking. Smart and rich is enough for me.