[Inmate Filter; MINUS: known snitches, like Judas and Sylar, non-humans (vampires, Borg Queen and aliens). AND VICTOR LOL. Basically a Manly Poker Filter + ladies. If you're not sure, ask me!][At first, West sounds mildly amused.] It seems the wardens have stopped going to any lengths whatsoever to mask their hypocrisy these days.  When I first ( Read more... )

[There's a very, VERY long silence, and finally West says:]

Balloons.

[Another silence, then he clicks his tongue disgustedly.]

Of all the absurdities.

[CLICK.]

[OOC: WORKING THROUGH BACKLOG OF TAGS.]

[Inmate Filter]

[There's silence as West tries to form a sentence. When he speaks, his voice is very tight and clipped.]

...

Do you all enjoy living like animals?

[He lets out a breath, about to say something else, THEN TURNS OFF THE COMMUNICATOR IN DISGUST.]

[OOC: AND HERE'S WEST'S RESPONSE TO THE SHOWER MESS. I may be slow tagging tonight ( Read more... )

An update for those of us in the cells? What on Earth is going on up there?

[MANLY POKER GANG FILTER; added after he was told of the bomb.]

Billy, Adam, Charlie-- you... all of you. Tell me you're alive.

The novelty of breasts has long since worn off. Honestly, this is simply ridiculous. I'm quite certain that I've become a woman more times than any other man on the Barge.

I could do with something to take my mind off of this rubbish. A game of cards, perhaps.

[Private to Billy]
Billy,

The wardens want us to adopt another lost homosexual.

We have Wardens talking about a lockdown. We have Wardens complaining about it being too excessive and taking a public stance against it. So, which is it? Would it kill you lot to send ONE CLEAR, CONSISTENT MESSAGE, for onceIt's absolutely pathetic. Honestly, I don't even care either way if there's a lockdown; I'd just rather know what I'm ( Read more... )

I'm well enough to leave the infirmary now, so I'll be resuming my shifts immediately. SO STOP COMPLAINING.

[OOC: West thinks you're all a bunch of sissies for complaining about sandwiches :|]

Oh, would you look at that. I was hate crimed. What a new and eye opening experience.

[OOC: SORRY FOR THE ROS SPAM. I'm just trying to get my guys out of the way before I go outta town and their reactions become IRRELEVANT.]

The kitchen's in a sorry state. Whatever happened to discipline? Pride in your surroundings? This is an absolute disgrace. I expect the entire dinner shift to be in early, so that we can put everything back in working order.

I need a drink. Tonight. I do not care with whom.

[OOC: SO. Billy and West had a fight off-screen, mostly about the ( Read more... )

[Private to Billy]
Billy, Morgan and Rube wish for us to act as spokesmen for homosexuality.

[OOC: Reference to this and this. Why, yes, West's hoping to phrase it this way to get Billy to say no, so he can shrug and go "OH WELL I TRIED" to Morgan]