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Feb 28, 2010 13:36

The novelty of breasts has long since worn off. Honestly, this is simply ridiculous. I'm quite certain that I've become a woman more times than any other man on the Barge.

I could do with something to take my mind off of this rubbish. A game of cards, perhaps.

[Private to Billy]
Billy,

The wardens want us to adopt another lost homosexual.

poker, bitchy west is bitchy, major west: party planner, lady west, whiny bastard

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Private my_freeze_ray February 28 2010, 19:48:22 UTC

What? Can't Tony do it?

Private major_west February 28 2010, 19:57:28 UTC

Apparently, we're the Barge's model couple.

Private my_freeze_ray February 28 2010, 20:30:16 UTC

Well, it's not like there's much competition, but still! Tony's a perfectly good rolemodel!

[Pause.]

[Yeah, he's lolling at his own joke.]

Private major_west February 28 2010, 20:31:41 UTC

[WEST, TOO, CHORTLES.]

Martha Jones promised us a favour for doing this, but honestly, I don't want to have another child following us around.

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boeshane_boy February 28 2010, 19:50:12 UTC

How many times is that?

I wouldn't mind a game of cards. Any good at casino?

major_west February 28 2010, 19:58:01 UTC

Five, I believe. [Thinkinnnng] Yes. Five. That's including body swaps, of course.

Casino?

boeshane_boy February 28 2010, 20:42:32 UTC

Color me impressed.

It's a card game. Somewhere between poker and solitaire.

major_west February 28 2010, 20:56:03 UTC

Oh, I don't believe I've played that before.

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inhumandog February 28 2010, 20:46:05 UTC

Well you are the lucky one.

major_west February 28 2010, 20:56:20 UTC

Lucky? That's a word for it, I suppose.

inhumandog February 28 2010, 21:00:34 UTC

Has this not lasted long enough? Perhaps death can reset it, if one wanted to be so dramatic.

major_west February 28 2010, 21:02:03 UTC

Perhaps. It's only a matter of time, in this place, before a death occurs or the flood simply ends. As for myself, I don't find being a woman quite that objectionable yet.

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assuming West is too much of a SKINNY BASTARD for his pants to fit thatlibbychick February 28 2010, 22:00:07 UTC

I wanted to say thanks for the loan of clothing. I don't mind being restricted to sweatpants.

THE ASSUMPTION IS CORRECT major_west February 28 2010, 22:05:37 UTC

You're welcome. I'm sorry my trousers didn't fit.

thatlibbychick February 28 2010, 22:12:20 UTC

Eh, it's not like it's your fault, all joking aside.

major_west February 28 2010, 22:21:48 UTC

And how do you find being a [MEMBER OF THE SUPERIOR SEX] man?

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gray_atonement February 28 2010, 22:09:27 UTC

Sadly, this is my first. When I was myself to appreciate it, at least.

major_west February 28 2010, 22:22:31 UTC

And how do you find the experience?

gray_atonement February 28 2010, 22:23:41 UTC

..Unexpected.

major_west February 28 2010, 22:24:32 UTC

Perhaps, but that can be said for any flood.

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