118 - Major BITCHFACE

[major_west]

The kitchen's in a sorry state. Whatever happened to discipline? Pride in your surroundings? This is an absolute disgrace. I expect the entire dinner shift to be in early, so that we can put everything back in working order.

I need a drink. Tonight. I do not care with whom.

[OOC: SO. Billy and West had a fight off-screen, mostly about the

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and paddy's twitchy due to withdrawal.

[christ_onabike]

I tidied! I fucking tidied, you WANKER.

Are you my fucking wife or something? Fuck's sake.

A DELIGHTFUL COMBINATION

[major_west]

No, I'm not your fucking wife, Maguire. What I am is in charge of the kitchen during dinnertime, and the kitchen is not up to my standards.

MMM, ANGER.

[christ_onabike]

You're bitching when I tidied already! You might as well be my fucking wife. You can ask bloody Uhura, she spent the whole time over my shoulder not helping.

I fucking CLEANED. So either someone's screwed it up between time or you're just being a nitpicky fucker.

[major_west]

Tidying isn't the same as a thorough cleaning.

Considering how much people go in and out of the kitchen to fix up unnecessary snacks, I'm not ruling out the possibility that somebody else did it.

[major_west]

Fantastic. This bloody ship is beginning to get to me. Between vampire club meetings and SARS outbreaks, I'm going out of my mind with how idiotic this place can be.

[major_west]

I wish I were.

[i_hate_posses]

You got something worth drinking, I'll join you.

[major_west]

I have loads of alcohol from Christmas. There's no way I can drink it all myself.

[i_hate_posses]

Where and when?

[major_west]

Tonight, after dinner, anywhere but my bedroom. Perhaps the pool table.

[my_freeze_ray]

[He totally dumped a scoop butter into the pocket of your apron, West.]

[major_west]

[JOKE'S ON YOU, WEST IS TOO MANLY FOR AN APRON]

[madrassa]

I'd be happy to assist in the kitchen before I investigate my other job duties, if you'd like.

[major_west]

Rube's the best one to talk to about that, although the kitchen's generally for inmates. Still, we're immensely under-staffed right now.

However, my men can clean up this mess. It's their job.

[madrassa]

I've already been assigned to run the spa area, but I'll be sure to speak with Rube regarding my free time.

Thank you.

[major_west]

[Pause]

We still have a spa?

Ah. And welcome to the Barge, by the way. I'm Major Henry West.