What would it take for one of you enterprising bounty hunter/thug/whatever to kill a very violent and dangerous man for me?

Hypothetically speaking, of course.

Does anyone else ever feel like a cat who needs to sink it's claws into whatever's handy?

So from what I understand, one of my waiters is cut off from the mainland, as is my main source of customers.

This blows.

...On that note, how are the students holding up? I always hated finals.

So I finally met Sayuri's adorable daughter in the park today.

Instead of bitching about how I wish Geo was that adorable, I'm just going to say this. When you get around to having kids son, they better be at least half as cute as that. Which means you probably shouldn't have a hand in raising them.

*Nina's sitting outside of Sakana, a cigarette in one hand, and her glasses in the other. Since she's not at work, it's either early in the morning, or fairly late in the evening, and she's looking at the sunset/sunrise. OR she's outside of her restaurant, in the same position. She's just watching the skyline, if you're bothering her at work, ( Read more... )

Son, if you're going to post about how beautiful your boyfriend's eyes are, and you keep insisting that you're straight, could you at least do it in private, so we don't point and laugh at you? Thanks ( Read more... )

It's usual to start a joke, and then realize that while no one was supposed to know that you were joking, you got to the point where you didn't know if you were joking anymore, right?. At least, I hope it's usual.

*Nina sits behind the counter of her restaurant, tapping her fingers on it. She seems to have attracted more business than should have been possible in the few days she's been open. She looks at the door, then at a clock hung above the kitchen. It's almost time to close and shoo the other customers off, and set the right 'atmospshere.' She seems to ( Read more... )

Oh, Geo, I found some of your uh... 'Magazines' when I cleaned out your old room.

It's good to know we have the same taste in women.

( Short Story Faggotry )