artanis my love...

[maedhrosthetall]

My mother/your aunt/future-mother-in-law wants lots of grandbabies to compensate for her five other children who haven't given her grandbabies yet either through natural childbirth or just old fashioned kidnapping.

I think we're getting married on Thursday. O.o WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW COOL!! :D I'm going to be the prettiest bride groom EVER!!

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[galadhriel]

....but I don't want any more children. I think Celebrian is enough.

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[maedhrosthetall]

....but they'll be SO PRETTY.

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[galadhriel]

But... I don't really enjoy... pregnancy... and... yeah, uh, darling... fiance.

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[maedhrosthetall]

Maybe Aulë can construct an artifical womb for it. Petri dish grandbabies. It worked for you, didn't it?

[feanaro]

WOOOOO WEDDING! I'm bringing the booze. It just occured to me that I've never been present at any of my children's weddings. Yay for first times and shit!

And yay, more children in the House of Feanor. Woooooo!

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[maedhrosthetall]

Yay! Booze and Daddy! I'm only slightly frightened, but yay!

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[feanaro]

It'll be honkin' grand with the entire House of Finwe there. WOOOOOOO WEEEEEEE!

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[maedhrosthetall]

WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

[nerdanel_istar]

*misty-eyed*

I'm so happy for you, darling.

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[maedhrosthetall]

*shrieks girlish mannishly and jumps up and down* Me too Mummy, me too!

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[nerdanel_istar]

Hehehe. My first born, getting MARRIED! SQUEE!

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[maedhrosthetall]

Skreeeeee!! :D

[celebrianrules]

Woo, a new stepdad.

And siblings too? Shit.

Well, I said yesterday that I didn't care how much more fucked up my family tree got. Must stick to that.

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[maedhrosthetall]

I'm the brother of your husband's foster-father. And the son of your son-in-law who will be marrying your mother. And a bunch of other things that make my head hurt. AHAHAHAHA.

[maedhrosthetall]

Wait... do you count my Daddy as your son or daughter-in-law? I... um... I don't know. Too much thinking!!

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[celebrianrules]

Yeah. And mother's cousin. And also the, um, uncle of one of my uncles. Shit.

[king_finarfin]

*counts current grandchildren*

Two. Wait, is that it... Finduilas and Celebrían and dammit all those kids from the adoptions...

Grandbabies are fun.

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[maedhrosthetall]

Babies are fun as long as there's a nanny to take care of them. And a petri dish to carry them in before they're born.

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[king_finarfin]

Petri dish... shoulda thought of that before Eärwen got knocked up those five or six times. Very unpleasant time.

[finwe]

I have three kids, fifteen grandkids... (okay, nineteen if you count the extra galadriels)... but only SIX great-grandkids.

So. Gold stars for Curufin, Fingon, Turgon, Aredhel, Orodreth and Galadriel.

*waves gold stars around* Heeeeeey Maedhros! Want one of theeeeese?