Aww. I haven't exactly left my husband and baby and home in the void. I have just taken up commuting back here every once in a while to torment an Elrond or two. Is that such a crime?

I have a mun!

I bet you don't.

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I visited the two petri dishes in Granddaddy's Olwe's laboratory today ( Read more... )

The first child between Maedhros and I now resides in a petri dish.

And I'm, like, supposed to be gettin' married very soon. My account was created less than a week ago. Ehehehehehe. I feel like I'm riding on the wave of the future with my progression, or something.

I am awake.

I smell of hair treatment chemicals.

My hair also now apparently rivals the length of the FUCKING ANDUIN.

I would turn green but so tired. Oh so tired. And I still appear to be handcuffed to my creepy cousin. Fah.

A thought just occured to me. Mind probing. Mind probing? Mind probing.

After a good and spirited run or two or five through several threads, my foot managed to lodge underneath some damned root and I fell on my face. No, I did not have enough time to scramble up and continue fleeing from my crazed cousin, he managed to CHAIN HIMSELF TO ME INSTEAD.AAAAAHHHH LEMME GOOOOO AAAAHHHHHHH YOU SMELL FUNNY AND YOU ARE CREEPY ( Read more... )

So, that makes the fifth daughter for my mother, right? And the fifth mother for my daughter.

Hahaha. Shit.

HI EVERYONE.