Oh lawdy, pick o' bale o' cotton
Oh lawdy, pick o' bale o' day.

Gonna picka picka picka picka picka bale o' cotton
Gonna picka picka picka picka picka bale o' day.

Oh lawdy, pick o' bale o' cotton
Oh lawdy, pick o' bale o' day.

*powders spousie's face*

:)

MY THIRD WEEK OF BEING MALE.

It's not really quite the being female and being male aspect that's so disturbing, but it's the transition. My god, the transition is fucking weird. It's like, when you're female, all of your plumbing is inside your body, right? And when you're a male, all of your plumbing is outside your body. And part of the ( Read more... )

Yes.

It's just as white and swanny as I remembered; last time everything was red, but that could have just been the blood that was dripping down my face from all the Teleri elves I had eviscerated.

La.

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There is a war going on.

Alright.

One side is apparently swan-buggerers descended from Mithrellas and Imrazor.

Alright.

My spouse resembles a Metallica roadie.

Alright.

HEY EVERYONE!!! This is pretty neat!!!It repeats itself over ( Read more... )

Another weekend to spend time with the male member.

Egh.

Fingolfin:
*tucks his own hair into his hat*

Did you say charge? I heard charge.

CHARGEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Fëanor:
CHAAAAAARGEEEE!!

*stabs everything in sight* *grabs a Galadriel and starts shaving her head*

And then...........


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AT LAST! I CAN NOW MAKE PRETTY JEWELRY WITH ARTANIS'S HAIR!

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Come Maedhros! Let us travel to the other inactive journals of blondie and shave their heads! I'm sure they won't mind. And stuff.

*waves shiny sword over head*

CHAAAAAAARGE!!!!

I don't think I can express how exceedingly unfunny this is.

!!!!!!@#@#@#(*@#(@*&$(#*$&(*&(*&#$&*#%&#%#&%&$*&!@^#!(*@!(#!#!@*!&#@(*&!(#!!!!!!!!

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