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[feanaro]

There is a war going on.

Alright.

One side is apparently swan-buggerers descended from Mithrellas and Imrazor.

Alright.

My spouse resembles a Metallica roadie.

Alright.

HEY EVERYONE!!! This is pretty neat!!!It repeats itself over

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[nerdanel_istar]

Oh, that makes two of us.

[feanaro]

Concerning what?

[nerdanel_istar]

The low-attention span, darling. Lately it seems as if I can't decide what side to argue for anymore. I simply leave out of boredom.

[feanaro]

I know what you fucking mean, man. See that? See how easily I'm distracted by that? A miniature strobelight.

People liked the silmarils just because it was the shiniest fucking thing on existence, didn't they?

It's a way of controlling people. Like for some people, you turn on a fucking tv and they just stare at it until someone hits them over the head with a sledgehammer. And then they turn their heads. And like a bad movie. Some people just stare at the screen hypnotised, unable to turn off the film. It's gross. That's what it did for people, didn't it?

[girloliphaunt]

::dances::

[feanaro]

Oooooooh. Hey Marge, look! Someone's dancing!

*balances beercan on belly*

[darkelf_eol]

Swan-buggerers. I appreciate that statement, truly.

[feanaro]

HEEEEEEEEY it's you! You're that guy!

[darkelf_eol]

What the fuck?

[feanaro]

*gesticulates wildly*

You! That guy! I heard a lot about you, you know. Can I have your autograph?