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[feanaro]

There is a war going on.

Alright.

One side is apparently swan-buggerers descended from Mithrellas and Imrazor.

Alright.

My spouse resembles a Metallica roadie.

Alright.

HEY EVERYONE!!! This is pretty neat!!!It repeats itself over

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[nerdanel_istar]

Oh, that makes two of us.

[feanaro]

Concerning what?

[nerdanel_istar]

The low-attention span, darling. Lately it seems as if I can't decide what side to argue for anymore. I simply leave out of boredom.

[feanaro]

I know what you fucking mean, man. See that? See how easily I'm distracted by that? A miniature strobelight.

People liked the silmarils just because it was the shiniest fucking thing on existence, didn't they?

It's a way of controlling people. Like for some people, you turn on a fucking tv and they just stare at it until someone hits them over the head with a sledgehammer. And then they turn their heads. And like a bad movie. Some people just stare at the screen hypnotised, unable to turn off the film. It's gross. That's what it did for people, didn't it?

[nerdanel_istar]

I think you're giving yourself too much credit.

People lusted after the silmarils because of all the 'hype' - if you will - put into it. It was the talk of all Arda, Fëanor. For many generations. Credit the gods and the people for pumping it full of what it is now.

[feanaro]

Alright, crediting them I am. I'm sure I would have protested before and that it was all my greatness or something that made THEM great but... I don't care anymore.

It seemed like a good idea at the time. I guess I got caught up in the moment and sort of pulled everyone else into it.

Interesting fella I was back then.

[nerdanel_istar]

Interesting indeed. Stubborn son of a bitch is more like it.

[feanaro]

Yeah, yeah, whatever. Hey! Don't talk about my mother that way.

[nerdanel_istar]

Of course, dear. So how have you been?

[feanaro]

Not bad. My lack of care and taking things to heart has really helped me out in this life. That last life of being a slug sure taught me virtuous lessons... of which I can't remember. You're not actually made for self-contemplation as a slug, especially one that was squished under a boot after about six minutes of life.

I'm so full of shit, you know.

[nerdanel_istar]

Whatever you say, sweetums. I know you are, but I still adore you for it. Some quirks are grand in the world. It makes living a lot more interesting, quirks.

[feanaro]

Quirks and ankle fetishes make the world go 'round, Nerdanel. It keeps us from shooting ourselves in the groins out of boredom.
Awww, really? That's sweet of you to adore me. I would have thought you would have shot me in the groin long ago.

[nerdanel_istar]

As a wise and embittered old man once said, boredom is an unconscious form of despair. Whatever keeps you happy as a clam is nice. :)

I didn't need to. Abstinence and keeping you distracted worked well enough.

[feanaro]

True, that.

Ahahahaaahahahahahaha. Funny, really.

[nerdanel_istar]

You're not the only one who is capable of being full of shit, darling. ;)

[feanaro]

Why am I suddenly so frightened?